Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein
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It’s comedy horror time with the swan song of the original Universal Monsters as “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein”. A film in which the mysterious Dr Lejos looks an awful lot like Dracula in a dressing gown; The Wolf Man gets accused of making nuisance phone calls; and Frankenstein’s Monster almost looses his mind. Along the way we discuss “Demons”, “Guardians of the Galaxy”, “Night Stalker” and Lee realises he doesn’t need Rob Zombie’s new album. Watch (or re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY.
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LeeRight, good evening and welcome to very, very serious horror.
LeeI am Lee.
ChrisI am Chris.
AdamAnd I am Poot Lovato.
AdamNo, we're giggling again.
LeeSorry, sorry.
Adamstop giggling down the microphone and I'm going to have to drop it so that we can become the two Cockneys that all three of us are.
ChrisAnd I'm Adam.
LeeUm, and just a quick explanation for those who have no idea what's going on, which is everyone apart from the three of us in this room.
LeeUm, uh, somebody pointed out we had, um, our first bit of we had our first one-star review on iTunes.
ChrisBut to be fair, that's after like three years.
ChrisI'm amazed we haven't had at least a few more.
LeeThis is true.
LeeUm, but yeah, we were, we were most, I most, I personally.
LeeI was most annoyed and then most bemused by what exactly he was upset by.
ChrisBy the lack of coherence.
LeeUm, yeah, so first of all, it was the worst podcast you'd ever listened to, nice.
LeeUh, he then followed it by saying, it's a pair of Cockneys who just laughed down the microphone.
LeeWhich there are neither two of us nor are we Cockneys.
LeeUm, and then I couldn't work out what I was offended about.
AdamHe's at that point that you I did, I did go and check there wasn't another welcome to horror.
AdamJust in case we'd got the bad press of two Cockneys on the microphone.
LeeUm, yes.
LeeSo it.
Adamwe go and talk about evil deed.
ChrisBut as far as internet abuse goes, we have not had our fair share, I would say.
AdamNo, no, thank you, Chris, don't we've not had our first share.
AdamNow, I think we've now had our fair share.
LeeYeah, we're not encouraging this.
AdamYeah, don't encourage the shit storm.
AdamWe're not ones to beg.
AdamBut if anyone out there hasn't reviewed us and would like to give us a a five-star review, please do so.
LeeYeah.
LeeUm, uh, yeah.
LeeAnd like, don't get me wrong, we like constructive criticism, but it's just when the criticism is just, well, they just like chatted for about 40 minutes and laughed a bit.
LeeWhich, you know, it's, it's, it's just an entertaining hobby, really, we're not trying to be deadly serious, this is not an academic, uh, view of horror.
ChrisI am, have you, have you not been taking me seriously?
ChrisI'm very disappointed.
AdamThe worst the worst part about it is, is that I did base my dissertation on our episode on Leprechaun.
AdamAnd now I've realized why I didn't get fuck all.
AdamShit, I thought we were like A1 Academia.
AdamI thought we were a listed text.
ChrisWell, we can say that on our on our bio.
ChrisSo.
LeeUm, yes.
LeeSo, uh.
AdamBut.
AdamYes.
AdamSo.
LeeJust pointing a bit of fun at that really because uh it sort of made us laugh.
LeeUm.
ChrisAnd of course, he will never hear that.
LeeNo, so what you know.
LeeIt's his loss.
LeeWell, I say his.
LeeIt could be a her.
LeeI mean.
ChrisThat's true.
LeeIt's their loss.
AdamYeah, let's not let's not be let's let's let's be equal with our abuse.
AdamYou know.
AdamWhat, who whomsoever this person is.
AdamRight.
AdamAnd uh, yeah.
LeeYou're gone.
AdamOh, I really, I wanted.
AdamActually, funnily enough, the thing was is I wanted to watch this really, there was this really great documentary about werewolves that I was going to watch.
AdamBut it was all like just like funny and like Rick Mayall was in it and someone Nixon Balloons and stuff like that.
AdamFuck.
AdamYou know.
AdamWhat's the world coming to.
ChrisThis is quite a good segway into the film we watched tonight.
ChrisReally, isn't it?
AdamThat's very true.
LeeYeah.
LeeYeah, I imagine trying to talk seriously, uh, about a film like this, it's.
LeeOh, yeah.
LeeWhoever knows.
LeeAnyway.
AdamI to be honest, most of them.
LeeUm, so before we get too serious and too on topic, um, we've got to get our usual bollocks out of the way.
LeeUm, so Chris, have you had the opportunity to see anything in the horror genre?
ChrisNot in the horror genre per se, but I'm going to make a tenuous link, hopefully.
ChrisSo we're still been working through the uh, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
LeeOh, yes.
AdamHow many you got to?
ChrisWell, I have to, I have to make a very powerful statement here.
ChrisThat anybody, anybody out there that may not have watched Guardians of the Galaxy.
ChrisOne or two.
ChrisAnd anybody, you know.
ChrisLike I highly recommend that you get right on that.
AdamAnd that is duly noted.
AdamNow that is constructive criticism.
ChrisDid you like how subtle it was?
AdamYeah, it was very subtle, Chris.
AdamYeah.
ChrisUm, but to be fair.
ChrisI had totally forgotten how good they were.
ChrisSo it did stand out, I was watching.
ChrisI was thinking.
ChrisThese are just great, they're just all all the right sort of elements in there.
ChrisUm, it's fun.
ChrisIt turns out it does have, you know, a pretty good storyline that that threads throughout the two and culminates, I'd say, at the end of two with a nice twist.
ChrisAs far as one of these films could twist, so it's good.
ChrisAnd following on from that, a complete surprise Ant-Man, I did not expect it to be as good as it was.
ChrisAnd that turned out to be a lot of fun and my tenuous link is that I didn't realize it was directed by Edgar Wright.
ChrisWho I also now know directed Sean of the Dead.
LeeAbsolutely.
ChrisAnd possibly some others that I can't think of.
AdamUh, Hot Fuzz.
ChrisOh, yeah.
AdamThe Blood and Ice Cream trilogy.
AdamUm, Scott Pilgrim.
AdamThat's him.
ChrisOh, okay.
LeeNow, that's a good film as well.
AdamBaby driver.
ChrisSo, so we've got people on here who know stuff.
AdamWho would have thought.
LeeUm, yeah, so I love those Guardians film and I think the thing is when they sort of come out.
LeeAnd Marvel was doing quite well.
LeeThe impression that I got from people was that they were basically they were written by a committee, so it was like, you know, you sort of you got a lot of people around the table and I was like, that's not the way to write a coherent, well-rounded movie, and they totally proved me wrong and did a great job of it.
LeeWhich again, which is what all the well, not all, the majority of the Marvel films have done so far to be fair.
AdamI think I think it's they're heading much more towards the model because American TV is a writer's room a lot more often.
AdamAnd yeah, I think but then I think something like Marvel kind of you aren't just dealing with a single movie, it is you at least need someone there going, well, you can't put that in because that fucks up three movies time.
LeeYeah.
AdamUm, and that sort of thing.
AdamBut yeah.
AdamBut I've I'm believe me, I'm so, gentlemen, I do need to see it.
AdamUm, I was thinking that, you know, obviously at some point on Mos Eisley Happy Hour we've run out of Star Wars to do.
AdamBut I mean, I was thinking maybe we'd do something like Spaceballs and things like that.
ChrisOh.
AdamAnd then I thought.
AdamGuardians of the Galaxy, you could kind of argue.
ChrisI I did get a bit of a Star Wars feel when I was watching it at the cinema.
ChrisIt's so, yeah, of everything I've seen, this is, you know, it's it's good fun sci-fi.
AdamYeah.
ChrisWith loads of aliens.
AdamYeah.
AdamI think, yeah, so but I mean, whatever happens, I'm going to watch them, I've just the had the opportunity, every time I took the DVD around to people's houses, they were just shits about it.
AdamJust.
LeeFair enough.
LeeUm, Adam, have you watched anything horror related?
AdamUm, I've watched, uh, I showed Claire Kolchak, like the first one, the Night Stalker.
AdamUm, because I was basically like I I didn't know what I wanted to watch.
AdamAnd it was like, well, if you want.
AdamDo you want do you want to watch like a horror film Columbo?
AdamAnd uh, so yeah, so we we watched Night Stalker.
AdamThat's again, that's something that maybe we need to cover at some point.
AdamI'm not sure whether it's I'm not sure whether to go with the very first like because the original obviously was where it all took off from.
AdamUm, but then obviously there's quite a few good episodes in the series and stuff like that, so but you'd probably start at the at the starting point.
AdamBut um, but yeah, so we watched.
ChrisHow do you spell it?
AdamUh, K O L C H A K, I think.
ChrisThe Night Stalker.
AdamYeah.
AdamYes.
AdamBecause what it is that they did they it's a made for TV movie and it's basically Carl Kolchak is a reporter for the local newspaper and uh series of unusual murders take place.
AdamAnd he begins to realize that it has a supernatural cause, um, but the sort of in in a way a bit like say, um, Dirty Harry or Jaws or something like.
AdamHe basically butts heads against the local authorities who are like, yeah, we think it's that too but you've got to you can't report this.
AdamAnd um, yeah, and and it was but it was like it was a one-off, it was written by um, uh, Richard Matheson who um, just did so many great stories and wrote, um, oh, we covered it very early on.
LeeUm, uh, House of.
AdamUh, I Am Legend.
LeeAh.
AdamHouse.
AdamYeah, he wrote he wrote the book of that and adapted the screenplay, did Twilight Zone, I Am Legend.
AdamHe's, you know, he's.
ChrisOkay.
AdamYeah.
AdamUm, and basically, yeah, it was just like a one-off, it wasn't like a pilot or anything, it was just a one-off TV movie, and it proved to be such a hit that they then did a follow-up called The Night Strangler, and the Night Strangler basically.
Adamkind of is the original version of 'Tooms' from, uh, The X-Files, in that it's a weird it's not a it's not something it's not like a vampire or a werewolf or something like that.
AdamIt's a more unusual human creature.
AdamAnd then that was so successful that they then made uh they made one series of it, and that is and it's lit it literally is why The X-Files existed.
AdamBecause it's basically Kolchak every week, um, encounters like a different monster or supernatural thing or a UFO or an invisible man or a mad scientist and it's sort of, yeah.
AdamAnd but but it's basically it's basically Columbo does The X-Files.
AdamBecause it's this crumpled little this this crumpled little man wandering around investigating it and being uh sort of smarter than everyone else in the room.
AdamBut yeah, it's.
ChrisWell, that is selling it to me.
AdamIt's well worth it's well worth seeing but I maybe we need to cover the original at some point.
AdamI think just because, well, it's part of it's part of the tapestry, I think.
ChrisCan we cover Columbo as well?
AdamWe could cover there's there is there is a Vincent Price episode of Columbo.
ChrisIs there?
ChrisOh.
AdamYeah, Vincent Price is in an episode of Columbo.
AdamAnd he and strangely enough and this is obviously not spoilers because the great thing is with Columbo is you see the murder at the start and then it's how he works it out is the thing really a who done it.
AdamUm.
AdamAnd unusually, yeah, Vincent Price is the killer.
AdamUm, but yeah, Donald Pleasence also is in a very good one.
ChrisMm.
AdamUm, where and he turns up at um, he turns up at the head of a lot of polls of best Columbo villain.
AdamUm, and he's yeah, he's really good in it.
AdamUm.
AdamPatrick McGoohan's in it so many fucking times, it's unreal.
AdamUm.
AdamAnd actually, uh, one of the best also one of the best episodes is the Johnny Cash store uh Johnny Cash one.
ChrisMm.
AdamUh where Johnny Cash plays a country and western singer who bumps someone bumps uh his is it his sister, I think it's his or his wife, I can't remember.
AdamBut.
AdamAnyway, yeah.
AdamSo I I digress, but yeah.
AdamThere are some fantastic Columbo's out there.
AdamAnd they much like Adam West Batman, it does tend to be a bit it lives or dies on its guest star.
ChrisYeah, okay.
AdamAnd but yeah, there's seriously and obviously the great Santini who is the finest Columbo villain whoever graced the small screen.
AdamUh, I've also watched Demons.
AdamYou know, the um, 80s, uh, oh.
LeeOh, yes.
AdamUm, Bava it's it's not it's not Bava Lamber, uh, yeah, that.
ChrisIs that the six-part series?
AdamUh, no, no, there's Demons is, um, Demons is a film like Italian, well, Italian made English language horror film, um, from the eighties.
AdamWhich is just brilliant but also one of it's just.
AdamI there were bits in that that I think I must have watched it in some kind of, you know, an altered state maybe or something.
AdamBecause there were certainly towards the end, I didn't remember large chunks of it.
AdamAnd there was, um, there's a samurai sold on a dirt bike, fight with monsters, um, Black Shocker is in it.
AdamIt's just.
AdamYeah, it's quite it's quite a marvelous film, but it's Arrow released it on Blu-ray as a double with Demons 2.
AdamAnd I haven't.
AdamI was I was kind of thinking I'd tackle Demons 2 the same night and then I was probably just too knackered, so but I will be I will be watching Demons 2 as well.
AdamBecause they're just.
AdamThey're proper what I would describe as horror fun.
LeeYeah.
AdamYou know, they're just fucking daft.
AdamBut, yeah.
AdamBut a very good premise, it's but it's a bit sort of it's a bit in the mouth of madness because it's basically someone gives out flyers to uh go to the cinema.
AdamLoads of people go there.
AdamAnd then the film within the film happens in the cinema and basically it's a sort of magical right to unleash demons.
AdamAnd uh, yeah.
AdamThat's just and Claudio Simonetti from Goblin did the score.
AdamAnd it's fucking brilliant.
AdamOh.
AdamSo.
AdamYeah.
AdamIt's.
AdamI I recommend Demons.
LeeUm, so I have caught up with uh, one of your recommendations, Adam, uh, I watched uh, the Black Coat's Daughter.
AdamOh, yes.
AdamYes, what did you think?
LeeUm, I kind of liked it.
LeeUm, I thought it was really like, it worked brilliantly as a horror film, but it was one of those that it finished and I was like, that was creepy.
LeeAnd then I was like, that was a bit of a coincidence.
LeeAnd that was never explained.
AdamYeah.
LeeDon't know what happened to those people.
LeeLike it was one of those it was it worked really well to make it was really creepy and really sinister, but it just left me with loads of questions at the end.
AdamYeah, it's it's not one that bears much analysis back, I don't think.
LeeNo, no.
AdamBecause I I had much the same experience where I watched it and I was sustained.
AdamSo as as a as a film, it works because you are like you are taking along with it.
AdamBut yeah, afterwards you do start just going, hang on.
AdamBut what was that about?
AdamAnd yeah.
LeeYeah.
LeeSo.
LeeUm, but yeah, I mean it was I it was entertaining.
LeeUh and it was really creepy.
LeeYeah, and I liked the way the story progressed.
LeeSo.
LeeI definitely didn't dislike it.
LeeUh, yeah.
LeeAs you say, it was just one of those that you're like.
LeeSo if that person hadn't turned up at exactly that moment.
LeeNone of this would have happened.
LeeThen it was all a bit.
LeeMm.
LeeBut yeah, it worked.
AdamI it also does it also does feature the only documentary footage of me, um, going on social media.
AdamSo, which is just the bit with the phone call, kill all the cunts.
AdamThat's it.
AdamThat's the two actually there's two there's two responses that are in cinema to that.
AdamAnd the other one is Peter Cushing in Star Wars because Pickering is pointless.
AdamSo.
AdamOh dear, I've opened the internet.
AdamAh.
LeeUm, uh, and uh, so the other thing I did want to discuss isn't something I've watched, but it's it's something that cropped up this week that I thought I'd might be a fun discussion.
LeeUm.
LeeUm, so the new Rob Zombie album came out this week, um, which I've given a listen and decided that I'm not sure I need anymore Rob Zombie.
LeeUm.
AdamYou think he's done his bit?
LeeYeah.
AdamI think.
LeeYeah, and it's funny, I was having a conversation with a guy next, you know when you say something and you just kind of say it as an off-the-cuff joke and then you suddenly go.
LeeNo, I think I've really stumbled on something here.
LeeUm.
LeeSo I was saying to somebody he was saying to me, oh, you know, the new Rob Zombie album's coming out.
LeeAnd I said, I really liked the earlier stuff when he's like, don't get me wrong, a song can just be, you know, like the lyrics of a song.
LeeDon't have to change your life, it doesn't have to be something incredibly poignant.
LeeBut it has to mean something.
LeeAnd as Rob Zombie's career has gone in, gone on, sorry, he's gone from writing songs that have a story to just saying a load of words that create a kind of creepy visual.
LeeAnd I think he's much more of a visual person.
LeeThen.
LeeUm, and that's what.
LeeSo I think what he's done is, in the last few years, instead of writing songs, I think he gets out his little notepad and he goes into Walmart when they open their Halloween aisle.
LeeAnd he walks down it.
LeeAnd he just writes everything down.
LeeScary cat.
LeeUh, funny thing with bobbly eyes.
LeeUh, that's a cat with a baby's face.
LeeUh, Halloween candy.
LeeHe just writes it all down.
LeeAnd then the band plays music and he just reads his list back in the voice of Charles Manson.
LeeAnd that's it.
LeeThat's all he does.
LeeHe doesn't bother writing anything.
LeeHe that's that's his way of creating now.
LeeWhich, you know.
AdamHas he got has he got to the Mad Libs sort of stage with it then you think?
AdamWhere it's just he's he has like a flick book, it's like, right, what, uh, right.
AdamA, um, a type of vehicle, jet plane, okay, right.
AdamUm, a.
AdamUh, a country.
AdamTransylvania.
AdamA monster.
AdamCreature from the Black Lagoon.
AdamOh, we've not done him before.
AdamAnd yeah, and that's.
AdamThere we go.
AdamI'm on my airplane with the creature from the Black Lagoon.
AdamYeah.
LeeExactly, that's exactly what it is.
LeeUm, yeah, so it just doesn't work for me.
LeeUnfortunately.
LeeOh.
AdamYou know.
LeeI still like the it's great for having a party and having on the background because it's great lively music.
LeeBut it's just when you actually sit down and listen to it, you just go, you're just saying a load of random words, Rob, it's just not not cutting it.
LeeUm, but but to what I found when I was doing a little Google was that his name has turned up a lot in the last month or so.
LeeUm, with a new project to reboot The Munsters in an with an R-rating, have you heard about this, Adam?
AdamYes.
AdamI was going to funnily enough, that's what I was going to say, I don't know if you'd spotted this, but yeah, he's meant to be doing.
AdamI think it is a film version of The Munsters.
AdamUm, the I think the only confirmed cast member is Sheri Moon Zombie who is playing, uh, Lily.
AdamUm, and the only other person I've heard is apparently Elvira is in the cast as well.
ChrisOh, okay.
AdamUm, but other than that, I don't know much more about it.
AdamIt'd be I mean.
AdamIt'd be interesting to see.
AdamBut I what was the what was the one with Eddie Izzard, they did like a pilot of.
Lee13 13 Mockingbird Lane.
AdamYeah.
AdamWhich again was kind of like trying to take The Munsters into a not necessarily like an adult or area, but it had it was slightly more sort of visceral.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd, you know, Herman genuinely was made of.
AdamBecause this is the thing, in The Munsters, it's never made a thing of their monstrousness, whereas that was like, oh no, Herman is built from dead bodies.
AdamAnd, you know, and grandpa is a vampire and he kills people and drinks their blood and so on and so forth.
AdamSo it's like.
AdamI I don't know, I'm kind of interested to see it.
ChrisMm.
AdamUm, I'm kind of also hoping that he rings up The Ghastly Ones and gets them to do the score.
LeeOh, that could save it.
AdamYou see, I think, weirdly enough, the one thing and this is is like you were saying about his sort of lyrically and everything else like that.
AdamThe one thing I would say is that I think that there is.
AdamThere is an an element of of horror that is kind of like the Halloween horror.
AdamAnd it is, you know, oh, we'll Chuck we'll Chuck in a load of glow-in-the-dark skeletons.
AdamAnd we'll.
AdamYou know, but it's that's fun.
LeeYeah.
AdamAnd I kind of think that he might be on a I I think he might be on the right mind frame to do that.
AdamI think if he takes R-rated as, oh, let's.
AdamPut it in that they because that they go around killing people or whatever like that.
AdamAnd it's sort of.
AdamThat don't work because that's The Addams Family.
AdamThe Munsters and The Addams Family have a different vibe.
AdamBecause the whole point of The Munsters is that they're a wholesome American family who just happen to be monsters and scare other people.
AdamBut.
AdamUh, I think, yeah, I think Rob Zombie might be it might be a good place for him to go.
AdamBecause I think it's something I it's something he's familiar with, but also I think he might he understands the fun side of horror.
AdamLike that Halloweeny carnival party version of horror.
LeeYeah.
AdamSo fingers crossed.
LeeI absolutely agree, I think if anybody can do it, I think it's him.
LeeThe problem is, I don't think anybody can do it.
LeeI think I think the problem with it is, it's one of those things that works as a comedy.
LeeBecause it's a comedic lunatic idea.
LeeIt's Dracula, his daughter is married to Frankenstein's monster and they've got a werewolf for a son.
LeeLike, you can't make that serious.
LeeIt it just doesn't work.
AdamYeah.
LeeUm, but but as you say.
LeeI think if anyone can keep it can make it a bit more adult possibly, but but as you say, definitely their the foreground is going to be fun for him.
LeeSo I'm hoping.
LeeThat yeah, you're right, he can make it into like a big scary carnival Halloween ride and not try and make a real horror movie out of it.
LeeWhich it isn't is never going to be.
AdamNo, I because it's weird.
AdamIt's like all this sort of stuff that keeps coming up at the moment, what was it, it was like the Banana Splits.
AdamI've not seen it, but there's that there's like the Banana Splits movie that is a horror movie.
LeeYeah.
AdamAnd yeah, I think that if you tried to do, I think if you tried to do The Munsters like that, is very much you might as well do Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein.
AdamAs like.
LeeI'm trying to remake that.
AdamYeah.
AdamBut keep it to that same you you know, you can't it's actually no, I'm probably wrong there because the point is in.
AdamIn I mean, we'll get into it.
AdamBut mainly the point is is that all the monsters are taken seriously and remain as monsters.
AdamAnd I think that that is that would be the way to fuck The Munsters up.
AdamIs if like you say, if you try and make it genuinely like they fulfill their horror roles, then it might as well not be called The Munsters because that's not the point of it.
LeePrecisely.
LeeThat's exactly it.
LeeLike I don't I don't see how you can put those them in a horror scenario.
LeeAnd not not mess with the format.
LeeBut I mean.
LeeWhat do you think, Chris?
LeeI mean, obviously you're I think you haven't seen much of the TV show, you've only really seen The Munsters movie, is that right?
ChrisYeah.
ChrisLike I did see, you know, some of the episodes when I was younger, but I'd definitely mix them up with The Addams Family.
ChrisUm, until watching the film and then obviously it all comes back.
ChrisUm.
ChrisYeah, how like Adam said, they are essentially a nice family.
ChrisUm, although, yes, I mean, now I I can't remember who The Addams Family is.
AdamBecause The Addams Family they are they are quite.
AdamI mean, The Addams Family, they are weird and macab.
AdamAnd deliberately so and enjoy it.
ChrisOkay.
AdamWhereas The Munsters are just they're trying to be normal, aren't they, essentially.
ChrisYeah.
ChrisThey're trying to fit in and yeah.
ChrisUm, I I mean, I'd definitely be interested to see it, I've only seen House of a 1000 Corpses from Rob Zombie.
ChrisUm, and I I remember Dracula, was that one of his songs, and before that I'd only heard what zombie, so I've not heard anything else from him, so I don't know him that well.
LeeYeah.
AdamUh, obviously the Dracula is a Munsters reference.
ChrisYes, yeah.
LeeYeah.
ChrisWell.
ChrisYeah, it's good to try things.
LeeHe is and and that's the thing, you know, like we've said.
LeeApart from with Star Wars, that we say all these things, you can try and reboot and change him.
LeeAnd if it doesn't work, nobody's taking the originals away from you.
LeeSo.
ChrisYeah.
LeeIt it can't be bad.
LeeI I mean, there's no way I'm not going to see it, I don't care how bad the trailer or anything is, whatever happens, I will watch this movie.
LeeUm.
AdamI've got to just out of sheer interest.
LeeYeah.
AdamBecause I I've not watched I've not watched what was his last one, 31.
LeeYeah, I've not got it.
AdamAnd I've I've not watched that just because of how universally everyone said it was shite.
AdamIncluding yourself, Lee, so I was like, no, I won't worry.
LeeIt was so bad, it made me angry.
LeeWhich as we know, doesn't happen very often.
LeeI can watch a terrible film and come away and either think, well, it was terrible film, but I enjoyed something about it.
LeeOr I can just come away and go, it's going to be fun to poke fun at, but that that film was so bad.
LeeIt it angered me.
LeeI won't get that time back.
AdamI think it is also when it's a level of expectation from someone who's done stuff in the past and it doesn't quite.
AdamYeah.
LeeAnd that's the problem with him, like when he gets it right, he gets it really right, but when he gets it wrong, it's so spectacularly bad that I just can't.
LeeAnd it just makes me think, are is his hits just good luck.
LeeLike.
LeeBut yeah.
LeeI mean.
ChrisOr is he is he trying to tread a fine line can go one way or the other?
ChrisI mean, especially with something like this, he's trying to do it differently.
AdamI get that impression.
AdamI don't think he's going into these things lightly and it just me it probably is just that they miss fire.
AdamOr you, you know, sometimes you get it get it absolutely right.
AdamSometimes you get it absolutely wrong.
LeeYeah.
LeeYeah.
LeeBut.
LeeAnyway, good luck to your Rob.
LeeAnyway, we'll look forward to seeing what you're going to do next.
LeeUm.
LeeSo.
LeeOnto this evening's meat and potatoes, as uh, and if our our uh, our complaining customer is listening.
LeeIt has been another 40 minutes until we get into the main subject.
LeeUm, and I don't give a fuck.
LeeSo.
AdamHe didn't think the fuck drawer had found it empty.
LeeI'm not taking this review personally.
LeeUm.
LeeSo on Chris's request this evening, uh, we've gone back to the Stone Cold Classic, in my opinion.
LeeUh, 19 is it 48?
AdamUm, it's.
AdamYeah, it's 48.
LeeYeah, 1948, uh, Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein.
LeeUm, I know Adam and I have mentioned this a few times.
LeeIt's one of those that comes up in the um, when we talk about universal sort of branching out.
LeeWhen they found that the series was dying and they weren't getting the numbers in and this was a way of them trying to sort of generate that revenue again.
LeeUm.
LeeBut we love it as much as the original.
LeeUm.
LeeSo, Chris, what did you make of it on your first viewing?
ChrisWell, I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I think I chose very wisely.
AdamNice.
ChrisSo, yeah, like it really worked for me, having the element of humor with those monsters.
ChrisUm, yeah, such a good synergy, I think.
ChrisUm, it's what what are we watching, it was, uh, not Frankenstein's, uh, Bride of Frankenstein.
LeeYeah.
ChrisWe watched before and and yeah, that worked for me in a similar sort of way.
ChrisSo, um, and of course.
ChrisI um, I'm very happy because now I know who Abbott and Costello are, and the fact that it could be ready through our our criteria if it been horror.
ChrisSo it's ticked all the right boxes once again.
ChrisUm.
ChrisNow skipping right to the end, did I hear Vincent Price's voice?
AdamYou did indeed, sir.
ChrisI did.
ChrisI was.
LeeOh.
ChrisI was like, oh, look, what's that come from?
LeeYeah.
AdamYeah.
ChrisSo because we've not seen the invisible man, so I'm assuming he must be the voice of the invisible man then.
AdamNope.
ChrisHe's not.
AdamOkay.
AdamNo.
AdamThe the worrying thing is and I'll like we'll get into it, but basically Abbott and Costello had done.
AdamI think I did write it down, this is this is their 22nd film that they released.
ChrisOkay.
AdamAnd and in total they did 36 films.
AdamThey used to do like two a year.
AdamAnd um, but yeah, this this kind of was.
AdamThis came up a point where their sort of their popularity was beginning to wane.
ChrisMm.
AdamMostly because probably of over saturation.
ChrisBut yeah.
AdamBecause they were yeah, they were they literally were releasing two films a year.
AdamAnd then when they did that, they would also re-release the back catalog.
AdamAnd put that in theaters as well.
AdamSo you would have so as they were going, you would just building up, you'd have like ten fucking Abbott and Costello films that you could be watching.
AdamOr, you know, or by this point like 22.
ChrisAnd they are great, but I can see that might be an over saturation.
AdamYeah.
AdamNo, I think I think it is just yeah, I think it's just too ubiquitous and everything.
AdamWere there other duos, comedy duos at the time?
AdamThe well, a lot of I did see a lot of things where they said it was.
AdamOh, I can't think of who his fucking partner was, um, but.
AdamUh, Jerry Lewis and um.
AdamOh, Christ.
AdamNo.
AdamThat's gone.
AdamIt's gone.
AdamAnyway.
AdamUm, but there were other.
ChrisNo one has big.
AdamWell, I mean, you've had sort of you've had sort of uh like Laurel and Hardy as well, like prior to this because really Abbott and Costello were huge in the forties and fifties and or like early fifties.
AdamAnd they were actually the highest paid entertainers in World War Two.
AdamLike during World War Two, they were they were earning the most of anyone and like I say, they they released loads and loads of films, they released they were on TV, they did radio, they would do guest appearances on other people's shows, they were they were really everywhere.
AdamAnd um, and I know Chris, was it a rival you said was there.
ChrisYes.
LeeYeah.
AdamBecause do they call is it they call the aliens in that Abbott and Costello?
ChrisThe Neptos.
LeeYeah.
AdamYes.
ChrisYeah.
AdamAnd I thought I thought like you'd.
ChrisWhy why would they have chosen those as the names for this film that's, you know, a serious film and I'm like I've heard of those names, but yeah, why would the writer decide to use those?
ChrisObviously, it must be that they were very big and bigger than I realized, so I always thought I should find out who they are.
ChrisUm.
AdamI again, I think weirdly weirdly enough, I think there it's one of those acts where it's it just was too late to end up being indelible.
AdamI don't think that they went into certainly not over here, I mean, I don't know, it's probably a very different thing in America where probably people are far more aware of them.
AdamBut they were certainly in in terms they were an American sensation.
AdamOkay.
AdamSo.
AdamIt you know, the majority of their success was the states.
AdamSo.
AdamI think over here they're probably not at certainly now, they're not as resonant a name as they probably still are over there.
LeeIt's funny though, because I I felt watching it now that their comedy held up an awful lot better than, you know, like Laurel and Hardy and um.
LeeThe Marx Brothers and that kind of like I know it's all it was, you know, it was all within a couple of decades, but their comedy I still sat on the sofa laughing out loud halfway through this.
LeeLike I thought it still worked absolutely brilliantly.
LeeAnd found it hilarious.
LeeAnd not just enough, well, you know, it's funny if you give it a pass and accept that it was 70 years ago.
LeeI I genuinely just still found it funny.
AdamYeah.
AdamIt's it's weird because I think it's I think it's very cartoon really.
AdamIt's it has that sort of feeling where it's it's the same way as you watch Looney Tunes or something like that, where it's like Bugs Bunny making a side to the camera and stuff like that.
AdamAlso, I mean apart from apart from let's let's face it.
AdamA a fairly shitty attitude to taking two women out, um, you know.
AdamWell, it's sort of like well, you've got two women.
AdamI'll have one.
AdamBut apart from that, I don't it's also remarkably undodgy, you don't I don't think to to my mind and, you know, I'm probably I might have missed something.
AdamI don't know.
AdamBut I don't think there's anything you kind of have to make allowances for, the there's not some scene where they're bloody blacked up or something stupid like that where you're like, oh, well, you know, at the time, but you're like, yeah, this is not fucking playing, is it?
LeeYeah.
AdamWhereas yeah, I still think that weirdly enough watching it, I think it's something that you could still show during the day, not have to worry, you know, too much about your kids watching it or whatever like that.
LeeFinally enough, I was going to say, I allowed my kids to watch some of it.
LeeSo.
AdamOh.
LeeOh yeah.
LeeSo this first time they've seen yeah, so they've seen Frankenstein, I don't think they've ever mentioned him before.
LeeReally like they sort of they know of him, but yeah, I don't think they've seen him.
LeeAnd um, and Bella Lugosi playing Dracula, so yeah, they they were very entertained for the sort of 10 minutes.
LeeThey were watching some of it.
AdamYeah, because obviously because obviously this I was about to say, it's not it's not your first taste of Bella, but it's your first taste of Bella as Dracula.
ChrisOkay.
LeeOh, yeah, of course.
AdamAnd it's.
AdamBecause.
AdamBecause actually he only played Dracula twice.
ChrisMm.
AdamOfficially.
AdamHe's in.
ChrisIt was so iconic.
AdamYeah.
AdamI mean.
AdamIt's.
AdamIt's.
AdamIt's weird.
AdamBecause.
AdamBecause I was I was saying to Claire, I said, oh, you know, he's only he only played Dracula twice.
AdamIn the original Dracula, like Universal Dracula, like 38 or whatever it is, 39.
AdamAnd this.
AdamAnd all other times he might have been I think I think he might have popped up on telly in like someone's sketch show or something like that.
AdamAnd even then it would probably be, oh yeah, I'm doctor at killer.
AdamSo they got past the having to pay universal.
AdamOr anything even when Bella Lugosi's turned up in a cloak.
AdamUm, but it is so it's weird to watch something when you realize that they only did it twice.
AdamAnd it's still nearly a hundred years later.
AdamThere's people still it's their default version of Dracula and that's yeah, I mean even stuff like, you know, the Count von Count in Sesame Street is Bella Lugosi.
ChrisMm.
AdamIt's the widow's peak, it's the eyebrows.
AdamHe's the voice.
AdamIt's.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd it's still how everyone kind of well, it's still how popular culture take on Dracula.
AdamIs much in the same way as if you ask a kid to draw Frankenstein, they've got to they do it with a square head and bolts.
AdamEven though that's universal and not Mary Shelley.
LeeAgain, it's.
LeeIt's back to it's back to the work that Jack Pierce did.
LeeAll those years ago, which has which as we say, you know, 90 years on is still the resounding image.
LeeIt despite the fact we've all read the book and we've all seen all the adaptations, it's that universal makeup that we all go to default on on all of these characters.
LeeIt's incredible.
AdamI did read an interesting thing where someone said, because obviously Bella Lugosi, the one thing was is that he got really type cast and would play villains and versions of Dracula and I think he played he has he played other vampires or certainly did in a couple of films and um, and someone actually said that possibly the reason that Boris Karloff didn't suffer in the same way.
AdamI mean, one, I don't think Boris Karloff was as bothered as Bella Lugosi.
AdamI think Boris Karloff was just like, well, we're working, so, you know.
AdamBut because he was so heavily made up, he could then go off and do other things.
AdamBecause but whereas Bella Lugosi is essentially, you know, it's he's.
AdamThere's barely any makeup involved whatsoever.
AdamYou know.
AdamIt's just him.
AdamAnd so he immediately to create such an impression, unfortunately, did then mean that he wasn't going to get, you know, romantic lead.
ChrisHe was a natural born Dracula.
AdamYeah, he's a natural born drack.
AdamBut it's yeah, so but they um, I think and as I was saying, I think the one thing that I and this is this goes back to when I was first.
AdamWhen I first got into like Quentin Tarantino like with with, well, essentially with Reservoir Dogs and True Romance.
AdamUm, I remember watching a.
AdamWhen Pulp Fiction was coming out, they had like some it was like arena or something on the beat, and they had like a they did like a big Tarantino special.
AdamAnd he was talking about a lot of his influences.
AdamAnd one of the things that came up was Abbott and Costello meet Dracula, and he said it was he said because it taught him how to do it properly.
AdamThat you don't diminish your villain, so even if your film is funny and even if the villain is funny.
AdamThey still do bad things.
AdamAnd he was like, you know, and his example was The Monster throws Dr. Morna out of the window.
AdamYou know.
AdamShe is killed.
AdamThere is no two ways about it.
AdamIt's, you know.
AdamAnd thingy what's his name, Mr. McDoo will get nearly gets his throat ripped out and stuff like that.
AdamAnd so.
AdamAlthough even like when the even when the Wolfman is padding around after him in the hotel room.
AdamAnd it is funny.
AdamBecause um will was not noticed that he is being pursued by the Wolfman.
AdamAnd it has an element of pantomime to it.
AdamBecause obviously it would just come straight out and rip the fucking threads.
AdamBut that threat is never diminished, it's never sort of like, oh no, it will rip them the shreds if it gets him.
LeeYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamYou know.
LeeYeah.
AdamAnd.
LeeIt's.
LeeThen it's it's keeping the same.
LeeYou know, I made a note as well, the transformation and the makeup and everything.
LeeExactly the same as they are in The Wolfman, they don't like ham it up or go for a, well, you know, we'll take the edge off and make it slightly less scary as this is a comedy audience.
LeeThey just gave us what they got with Universal.
Lee100%.
ChrisYes.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd it's.
AdamIt's interesting because I like we're talking about Rob Zombie.
AdamAnd trying to combine two different genres, like it could fail miserably.
AdamYou'd think it's interesting that that worked so well keeping them exactly as they are.
AdamBut.
AdamObviously, it doesn't unfold exactly the same.
AdamBut yeah, it's.
AdamIt's funny how it does work so well.
AdamAnd I think actually and the weird thing is is I think that it's um there's a certain element like playful element to Dracula anyway.
ChrisMm.
AdamSo I think it doesn't he doesn't get diminished by actually having conversations with them and everything.
ChrisDoes he sort of likes to do mind tricks.
AdamYeah, he plays with the with them a bit.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd so that kind of that kind of still works and and like likely was saying with the you know, not only did the transformations and the makeup are not only are they same, but.
AdamYou actually get quite a good bit of monster for your money with this.
ChrisYeah, absolutely.
AdamIt's not just it's not just um not just been stuck in a yeah.
AdamBecause I think.
AdamIt's like within within the first like five minutes you see the Wolfman.
ChrisMm.
AdamAnd there's something very satisfying about that, especially if you were.
AdamYou know, if you were going to see it because you were a horror fan, not necessarily an Abbott and Costello fan.
ChrisMm.
AdamYou know, I think you wouldn't feel cheated.
AdamNo.
AdamExactly, I don't think.
AdamAnd because there's.
AdamThere does seem to be a weird basically it's not part of.
AdamUniversal Canon, you know, it's not part of the overall story.
AdamBut there seems to have been a lot of grey area about that at the time.
AdamI don't think anyone.
AdamI don't think any of the people at Universal were one way or the other with it.
AdamSo because apparently apparently it was originally it didn't even have Abbott and Costello in the title.
AdamThey only did that so that people were in a way, which I think again was being fair.
AdamIs they did it so that people wouldn't go to it.
AdamExpecting like just a straight horror film.
AdamUm, but originally it was called um, The Brain of Frankenstein.
AdamWhich immediately kind of puts it in that Frankenstein lineage because you've got like son of, Bride of, Ghost of, House of.
AdamAnd so.
AdamYeah, so there seems to have been possibly at the time that they were like this is our this is us wrapping up the universal monsters.
ChrisYeah.
AdamBecause and again, it's a weird one because I think it was just.
AdamBoth both Abbott and Costello and the universal monsters were both in a popularity decline, but this really rejuvenated it.
AdamCertainly sort of like this film was a big success and then I think they tried it again and I don't you know.
AdamThere's reasons why we've probably not pursued and seen any of the others.
AdamIs because they're not quite up to the standard.
AdamBut yeah.
AdamAnd then obviously the thing was.
AdamIs in terms of universal stuff, Boris Karloff then obviously goes on and does the mummy and things like that, so he becomes Universal's A star, and even down to the fact that like you get um, like Lugosi's in the Wolfman, but he's it's like a character part.
AdamIt's not particularly, you know, he's not he's not a starring role, it's not he has what two minutes of screen time maybe.
ChrisIs it good, I'd say, it's a good choice for the character, for the role, but.
AdamOh yeah, you know, it's just well, this is the thing.
AdamIs I think, you know, he he was sort of I think he was just pokering along and he just was getting less and less work, and partially, I think it was partially, I think it was just people were like, well, we don't want we don't want a Dracula vibe for this.
AdamSo we won't hire Dracula and it's like he's not Dracula, he's you know.
AdamYou know, but you can sort of you can sort of understand it.
AdamIn terms of, you know, especially it's a very cut throat, you know, movies is and always has been a very sort of cut throat sort of a fuck you sort of a industry anyway.
AdamAnd as soon as you're not in favor or you're not getting the rolls or whatever like that, you you you tend to get neglected.
ChrisWell, I suppose there's there's a lot of money involved and a lot of pressure, a lot of people and yeah.
ChrisSo you all want what you're doing to be a success.
LeeYeah, and like he.
LeeLike you said with the like as as the opposite with with Frankenstein's monster.
LeeYou know, um, his portrayal of Dracula was fantastic, but it's his face and it's his voice.
LeeSo no matter what you put him in, you're going to see that as Dracula in that character.
LeeWhereas.
LeeYou say.
LeeUm, uh, the Frankenstein's monster.
LeeReally heavy makeup, as you say, he has maybe five or six lines.
LeeIn that whole like so little dialogue, get away with it, and then you could just put him in the next thing and it'd be fine.
LeeYou could just move from that to the ghoul to the mummy.
LeeAgain, he's completely wrapped up in the mummy.
LeeAlthough he does the you get to see him as.
AdamAs Karis, yeah.
LeeUm, uh, anyway.
LeeUm, uh, but yeah.
LeeSo you get.
LeeSo you get to see him in those dual roles, but again, you can make him up and just you don't know who he is and I think that was the problem with um with Lugosi.
LeeWas that character was so he was so ingrained with that character.
LeeIt was just hard to move him away from anything.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd even even in terms of his vocal delivery, you know, that was just how he spoke.
AdamHe wasn't doing Dracula.
ChrisYeah.
AdamThat was just how he spoke.
AdamSo again, if he was playing, if he was doing anything else.
AdamI mean, not to say that he couldn't do other voices possibly or could, you know.
AdamModify or whatever like that, but I think the expectation would be that oh.
AdamYeah, we we hire him if we want Dracula, and then as I say, ironically, there's only twice that he actually plays the character.
ChrisYeah.
AdamUm, and um.
AdamYeah, when he when he died, he was buried in his Dracula cape.
AdamUh on the suggestion of his son.
ChrisMm.
AdamIt was like, oh, you think that would want to be buried in his cave.
AdamAnd yes.
AdamHe was.
ChrisSo that's interesting.
ChrisI was going to say, um, as you said, he was typecast as Dracula.
ChrisUm, and so he was happy about that or was happy about it to start with, but then.
AdamI think I think he was happy with the fact that obviously it got him work.
AdamBut I think also it it wasn't so much that it got him work but it was what it cut off because basically especially once because obviously Dracula came out, it was an insane fucking hit.
ChrisOnce once you've said no, you've turned something down.
ChrisYou you're not a team player.
AdamYeah.
AdamBut then interestingly enough, what happened was is that then Universal was like, all right, so horror's the thing, right, so we've done Dracula, next one on the list, we obviously do Frankenstein.
AdamAnd Bella Lugosi was offered the part of the monster, but he didn't he didn't fancy doing something that was made up.
AdamAnd didn't um, I can't remember, he doesn't have any lines in the first one, does he?
AdamIt's Bride of Frankenstein very first speaks.
AdamSo again, he was just like, oh, what what sort of a part is this?
AdamYou know, he's like.
AdamOh, no one will know it's me.
AdamAnd I'll be under makeup.
AdamI don't have any lines.
AdamWhat's the point.
AdamAnd then obviously Boris Karloff did it.
AdamFrankenstein was an even bigger fucking hit.
AdamAnd Boris Karloff started getting more phone calls than Bella Lugosi say, but also they they actually, I mean, they did some they even did some films together.
AdamThey did um what is it, The Invisible Ray and Black Cat.
AdamOne of the two Black Cats that Bella Lugosi did actually.
AdamOne with Carloff and one not.
AdamUm, and.
AdamYeah, so he did he appeared in um, he appeared with Karloff in a few films.
AdamBut I think Karloff was just doing better.
AdamAnd also.
AdamI think that there was maybe Karloff had a better range.
ChrisMm.
AdamBut also.
AdamI don't know if Lugosi was just given the chance necessarily.
AdamBut there was there was a distinct that was quite that was quite the tragedy of it.
AdamIt's by the time because because obviously Karloff sort of like did.
AdamLike the first three and was like, no.
AdamI don't want to do it anymore.
AdamAnd then eventually.
AdamBella Lugosi ended up playing the monster.
AdamAnd ironically, had all his lines cut.
AdamSo.
AdamIt was like, you know, so he almost ended up sort of back to.
AdamThe proposition that at the time he was like, no, I don't need this.
AdamYeah, and actually, I mean, it might have been.
AdamI mean, who knows, I mean, it might have, you know, so much is bound up in the performances and how these things work out.
AdamWho knows, Frankenstein might not have been a hit with with Lugosi is the monster.
AdamBut it probably would have been.
AdamAnd.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd then obviously the thing was.
AdamIs in terms of universal stuff, Boris Karloff then obviously goes on and does the mummy and things like that, so he becomes Universal's A star.
AdamAnd even down to the fact that like you get um, like Lugosi's in the Wolfman, but he's it's like a character part.
AdamIt's not particularly, you know, he's not a starring role.
AdamHe's not he has what.
AdamTwo minutes of screen time.
LeeMaybe.
AdamYeah.
LeeYou know.
AdamWell.
AdamThis is.
AdamThis is the thing.
AdamIs I think, you know, he he was sort of I think he was just pokering along and he just was getting less and less work.
AdamAnd partially, I think it was partially, I think it was just people were like, well, we don't want we don't want a Dracula vibe for this, so we won't hire Dracula.
AdamAnd it's like he's not Dracula.
AdamHe's just.
AdamYou know.
AdamIt's not Dracula, he's just how he spoke.
AdamAnd actually, weirdly enough.
AdamI think the the sort of like the Ed Wood element, that almost feels that almost feels like, oh, I mean, he's on a different.
AdamCertainly on a different success level.
AdamRegardless of anything else.
AdamBut that feels a bit like where you've got um, like you get with Quentin Tarantino where it's like, oh, you know.
AdamHe revives John Travolta's career.
ChrisMm.
AdamYou know, like Pulp Fiction comes out and suddenly John Travolta is actually a bankable name in cinema for the first time in like 15 years or whatever it is.
AdamAnd I think similarly, weirdly enough, you know, if if the.
AdamUh, if the Ed Wood films had been huge, it would have been like a final hurrah for Lugosi of actually sort of like, yeah, I'm, you know.
LeeI am.
LeeThis.
LeeThis is the thing.
AdamYou know, I am the I am the ostensible star in these in these films.
AdamAnd then obviously the thing was is in terms of universal stuff, Boris Karloff then obviously goes on and does the mummy and things like that.
AdamSo he becomes Universal's A star.
AdamAnd even down to the fact that like you get um, like Lugosi's in the Wolfman, but he's it's like a character part, it's not particularly, you know.
AdamHe's not a starring role, it's not he has what.
AdamTwo minutes of screen time.
LeeMaybe.
AdamYeah.
LeeExcellent.
LeeRight, thanks ever so much for listening, everybody.
LeeHope you enjoyed it.
LeeUh, and we will see you all next week, we'll be back for Mos Eisley Happy Hour.
LeeWhen we'll be covering, uh, the Fulsa Wekins.
AdamMm, yeah.
LeeYeah.
AdamOh.
LeeI've already skipped ahead.
LeeI've.
LeeYeah, I've watched the Star Wars now.
LeeI've done all this.
AdamWe've watched the Star Wars film.
AdamOkay.
LeeYou go.
LeeUm, yeah.
LeeAnd then the following week, uh, all things working well.
LeeWe'll be back, uh, the three of us and Alex to discuss Jaws.
LeeSo.
LeeThanks.








