Mos Eisley Happy HourStar Wars - A New Hope
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A long time ago on a Podcast in Essex... It’s 1977 - 2000AD launches; Lynyrd Skynyrd die in a plane crash; and no one on this podcast was born yet. Our Star Wars watch-through reaches a milestone with “A New Hope” aka “Star Wars”. So prepare yourself for an episode with a longer running time than the actual film; shut down all the garbage mashers on the Detention Level; have a drink in a really rough pub (good music though); and re-imagine Jabba as an avuncular fat Scotsman in a fur coat. • Watch (or more likely re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. FEATURES STRONG LANGUAGE. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY.
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Unknown Talk about Star Wars.
Adam Good evening everyone and welcome to the Mos Eisley Happy Hour.
Adam My name is Adam. I'm I'm I'm
Adam Listen to that enthusiasm pumping out as we speak.
Adam enticing enthusiasm here.
Adam Not even a slow hand clap for the Mos Eisley Happy Hour.
Adam There we go.
Adam Not even a get off your boring bastards of a bit of jokes on the speaking clock.
Adam None of that.
Adam Just
Adam But yes, but this is the Mos Eisley Happy Hour. My name is Adam.
Adam I'm joined by Chris.
Chris Hello.
Adam I'm joined by Lee.
Lee Hello.
Adam I'm joined by Wesley.
Unknown Hello.
Adam And there will be spoilers and swearing.
Adam So we can now officially say balls.
Adam Is that swearing though?
Chris In the right context.
Adam It puts us in the explicit category.
Adam Probably.
Chris Yes, it's it fucking does.
Adam There we go. Let's make sure.
Adam So, and we are here to I mean, strap yourselves in folks, because this is going to be I'm guessing, you know, psychophantic to the point of sickening.
Lee Yeah.
Adam This will Yeah.
Adam Um, as we are, you know, our Star Wars watch through, we have reached and here's the bit where I might divide our audience. We've reached Star Wars.
Lee Yeah.
Adam Or as it is now known, episode four, a new hope.
Adam But yes, enough of that.
Adam Um, just before we sort of brace in, has anyone been any, yeah, that's the sort of start you want for this, isn't it?
Chris I might have to just break in, break in with a format and say I'm going full light speed on this one. I'm going 0.5 past light speed and I'm going to say this film, this film gets 11 out of 10, otherwise known as spinal tap. It is, it has the best storyline, best script, best characters, best scene with the twin sons, best weapons, best title, best music, best sound effects, best good versus evil portrayal, it is the best film.
Chris That's it. I'm done.
Adam Chris.
Adam I'll be honest with you mate.
Adam I think that's all of us done.
Lee Yeah.
Adam I
Chris I got my coat.
Adam Yeah, yeah, let's let's let's let's fuck the preamble because let's face it. They know what they're here for.
