Mos Eisley Happy HourStar Wars - A New Hope
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A long time ago on a Podcast in Essex... It’s 1977 - 2000AD launches; Lynyrd Skynyrd die in a plane crash; and no one on this podcast was born yet. Our Star Wars watch-through reaches a milestone with “A New Hope” aka “Star Wars”. So prepare yourself for an episode with a longer running time than the actual film; shut down all the garbage mashers on the Detention Level; have a drink in a really rough pub (good music though); and re-imagine Jabba as an avuncular fat Scotsman in a fur coat. • Watch (or more likely re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. FEATURES STRONG LANGUAGE. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY.
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UnknownTalk about Star Wars.
AdamGood evening everyone and welcome to the Mos Eisley Happy Hour.
AdamMy name is Adam. I'm I'm I'm
AdamListen to that enthusiasm pumping out as we speak.
Adamenticing enthusiasm here.
AdamNot even a slow hand clap for the Mos Eisley Happy Hour.
AdamThere we go.
AdamNot even a get off your boring bastards of a bit of jokes on the speaking clock.
AdamNone of that.
AdamJust
AdamBut yes, but this is the Mos Eisley Happy Hour. My name is Adam.
AdamI'm joined by Chris.
ChrisHello.
AdamI'm joined by Lee.
LeeHello.
AdamI'm joined by Wesley.
UnknownHello.
AdamAnd there will be spoilers and swearing.
AdamSo we can now officially say balls.
AdamIs that swearing though?
ChrisIn the right context.
AdamIt puts us in the explicit category.
AdamProbably.
ChrisYes, it's it fucking does.
AdamThere we go. Let's make sure.
AdamSo, and we are here to I mean, strap yourselves in folks, because this is going to be I'm guessing, you know, psychophantic to the point of sickening.
LeeYeah.
AdamThis will Yeah.
AdamUm, as we are, you know, our Star Wars watch through, we have reached and here's the bit where I might divide our audience. We've reached Star Wars.
LeeYeah.
AdamOr as it is now known, episode four, a new hope.
AdamBut yes, enough of that.
AdamUm, just before we sort of brace in, has anyone been any, yeah, that's the sort of start you want for this, isn't it?
ChrisI might have to just break in, break in with a format and say I'm going full light speed on this one. I'm going 0.5 past light speed and I'm going to say this film, this film gets 11 out of 10, otherwise known as spinal tap. It is, it has the best storyline, best script, best characters, best scene with the twin sons, best weapons, best title, best music, best sound effects, best good versus evil portrayal, it is the best film.
ChrisThat's it. I'm done.
AdamChris.
AdamI'll be honest with you mate.
AdamI think that's all of us done.
LeeYeah.
AdamI
ChrisI got my coat.
AdamYeah, yeah, let's let's let's let's fuck the preamble because let's face it. They know what they're here for.





