Mos Eisley Happy Hour - Solo
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A long time ago on a Podcast in Essex... It’s 2018 - a dark time for the Rebellion: music is in its absolute nadir; Donald Trump holds total authority; Russian dissidents are dropping like assassinated flies and Toys ‘R’ Us closes it’s doors for the last time... Our Star Wars watch-through moves sideways into ”Solo - A Star Wars Story”. So clean the mud off your Wookiee; put some hazard tape around your gaping Maw; check your sleeves for Sylops; and wonder why one of Dryden’s men appears to be called “Eamonn”. Watch (or more likely re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. FEATURES STRONG LANGUAGE. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY.
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UnknownTalk about Star Wars.
AdamGood evening, ladies and gentlemen, and all those in between, and welcome to The Mos Eisley Happy Hour.
UnknownYay.
AdamRight up front, spoilers and swearing, you've been fucking warned.
AdamSo, yeah, I'd usually forget to do it, we've usually sworn a lot of things before we get to that point, so I've brought it straight in up front.
AdamAnd, uh, I am Adam and I am joined by, uh, Wesley.
WesleyHello.
AdamChris.
ChrisHello.
AdamAnd Lee.
LeeAhoy hoy.
AdamOoh. And.
AdamWe are here today, we have we have we have gone through the prequels.
AdamAnd now it's a time when we move sideways.
AdamWhere we shall be look we shall be looking at Solo: A Star Wars Story.
AdamSo, yeah, batten down the hatches, lube up the grommets.
AdamUh, place a bag of chips on the engine to keep them warm just like in on the buses.
AdamAnd, uh, uh, yes, uh, we are we are here, so.
AdamUm, gentlemen, we shall before we crack in, has anyone been watching.
AdamOr getting involved in a Star Warsy way, uh, since our last meeting, uh, Chris.
AdamWhat about you, sir?
ChrisOh, yeah.
ChrisYes.
ChrisUm, we have finished rewatching The Mandalorian, and of course I still can't say too much.
ChrisUm, but safe to say, I possibly enjoyed it even more on the second watching, because, um, I there was no distractions this time.
ChrisWe were watching it at prime time once the kids were asleep.
ChrisThere it was just straight in there and, yeah, on the big screen.
ChrisBig sounds, it was very good.
ChrisAnd, uh, I'd also read after watching it the first time, I'd read a little bit about it, and somebody suggested there's going to be a season three.
ChrisNow, I don't think this is a spoiler to discuss that.
ChrisDoes anyone else think there is?
ChrisIs it they suggested it was really obvious, and I thought, is it?
ChrisSo.
ChrisAnd watching it again, I'm still not sure.
AdamI, I have heard that they said.
AdamBecause I know I know there was to be something else continue from it.
ChrisDefinitely something else, but.
AdamBut.
ChrisIt looked like it was going to be a totally different.
LeeIt's a yeah.
LeeIt's.
AdamYeah.
AdamSo all right, well, that's definitely running separate to this.
ChrisOh, okay.
AdamSo, because I think there's going to be a big time jump between.
LeeAh.
AdamOkay.
ChrisI see.
AdamThat's what I've heard.
ChrisOkay.
ChrisWell, that's good.
ChrisI.
ChrisI look forward to it, yeah, I didn't look into it in any more detail, just I thought, hold on, surely there isn't.
ChrisAnd then after watching it again, I still thought, I'm still not sure.
ChrisIt's a great, I thought it was a great end, and so, yeah.
ChrisAdam, you've still got that to look forward to, haven't you?
AdamYes.
AdamI've been watching I've I'm continuing my, um, my catch up on that.
AdamUm, I've just done the I've just done the Seven Samurai episode where they turn up at Fishing Village and help them out.
ChrisAh, yes.
LeeOh, yeah.
AdamAnd so, you know, so I'm still quite early days.
ChrisI, I really liked the way they showed the AT-ST.
ChrisI'm sure everybody did, but, you know, proper evil looking.
AdamIt does look great.
AdamYeah.
AdamWith the because this is something and it's a weird thing, and it's it does.
AdamSort of also coalesce into Solo.
ChrisHmm.
AdamWhat what I do like with The Mandalorian and what what I do like with Solo is.
AdamThe opportunity of not necessarily doing a Star Wars film.
ChrisYeah, yeah, definitely.
AdamLike so we can do a Western using Star Wars.
ChrisYeah.
AdamOr we could do a heist movie using Star Wars or whatever like that.
AdamAnd I was thinking what they really need to do is they need to do a horror movie using Star Wars.
ChrisYeah.
AdamThere's definitely something in that.
AdamAnd certainly that AT-ST because that felt like when you're in, um, like in Dr. No where it's like, oh, everyone's afraid of the dragon and it's a armored tank with lights.
AdamYou know, it's riding around on the beach, but everyone calls it a dragon because it's got a flame thrower on it.
AdamAnd I think it's, yeah, the same sort of thing where it's just like, something coming out of the woods with glowing red eyes, and, yeah, and they've already shown that they've already sort of flagged it by saying, oh, you know, this has come this way.
AdamBut it still looked impressive coming through the crashing through the trees at them, definitely.
AdamUm, because and that was the one thing that did I was thinking is that, you know, they there is so many other genres that I'd like to see.
ChrisHmm.
AdamLike them tackle or not necessarily genres, but just stories and you can do them outside of the saga.
ChrisYeah, it's potentially all there.
ChrisYou know, because the whole the universe is so big, they could bring in all sorts, yeah, definitely.
ChrisUm, and just briefly, um, we started watching Rebels with my son.
ChrisUm, so we've seen episode one, which, yeah, so far he was definitely entertained, and I was happy watching it.
AdamThat's the animated one.
LeeOh, yeah.
ChrisYeah, that's it. I mean, on top, you know, after having watched The Mandalorian, things, you know, there's a contrast.
ChrisIt's it's not quite up to that level, but it's still, yeah, very good for something that's obviously aimed more at kids.
AdamSo, is is it better than the eighties and nineties Ewoks cartoon?
ChrisI haven't seen those, so I can't comment on that yet.
AdamAll right, well.
AdamBelieve me, you are not missing much.
AdamThat also suddenly I did suddenly think in the week, I was like, suddenly out of nowhere I remembered that there was the cartoon Droids as well.
AdamWith C-3PO and R2 and I was like, I can't even.
AdamI can't even begin to remember because it was, oh, look, people have done Ewoks, they've done this.
AdamAnd it's like, well, it's all Star Wars for a start, and also this seems a bit more, well, a bit less shit.
AdamIt's the politest way of putting it, I think.
LeeIt's the way it's not bad.
AdamDidn't Boba Fett show up in Droids?
AdamI think he might have done.
LeeI'm not sure about that, but I know Stormtroopers did.
AdamWho did, sorry?
LeeStormtroopers.
LeeThere was random Stormtroopers in it, but.
AdamYeah.
AdamSo I knew that, yeah, there was sort of, yeah, it felt more that it had a link because basically the Ewoks one was gummy bears but with a brand name that wasn't Star Wars.
AdamYou know.
LeeYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamSo, uh, Lee, have you been doing anything.
AdamStar Warsy related other than polishing your absolutely superb lightsaber?
LeeUm.
LeeNo.
LeeIs the short answer, I'm afraid.
LeeI'd like to have done, but I've I've just had one of those.
LeeIt sort of dawned on me on Wednesday, I was like, it can't have been two weeks since we last recorded, so what are we supposed to be covering this week?
LeeAnd I was like.
LeeShit, no, it is and I, you know, luckily I I only saw this film about.
LeeOh, maybe two months ago, which is when we were first talking about possibly doing it.
AdamAh.
LeeAnd I was still glad to go and have another opportunity to rewatch it, and Jennifer watched it as well, so that's a good thing.
LeeUm, but, yeah, no.
ChrisWas that her first watch?
LeeUh, no, no, she's seen it.
ChrisIn the cinema.
LeeSo somebody.
ChrisOkay.
LeeJennifer doesn't like to rewatch things, she's one of these people once she's seen something, she's like, apart from Rocky Horror for some reason, she's like, once I've seen something, unless it's really, really exceptional.
LeeI don't need to see it, and I definitely don't need to see it again within a decade, certainly.
LeeUm.
ChrisAnd arguably she's not the biggest Star Wars fan.
LeeNo.
LeeBut she has rewatched, she has watched all the films along with us so far.
LeeUm.
LeeYeah, so that's a that's a sign of how much it's enjoyed in this household.
AdamAnd Wiz.
AdamHave you been have you been, uh, doing any more Star Wars studies or what have you been watching, sir?
WesleyUm, not much, I had my vaccine and it made me feel a bit rough, so.
LeeOh.
WesleyOh.
AdamAt least you've had it, though, sir.
ChrisGood to hear.
WesleyYeah, I've had the first part, so, yeah.
WesleyAnd then I got, um, the Doctor Who game on the Oculus.
WesleySo I've been playing that.
AdamHmm.
LeeAh.
ChrisAre you inserting your saber to Doctor Who?
AdamYeah.
WesleyYeah.
AdamOh, that's.
WesleyOh, he's.
AdamGo on.
AdamNo, I was going to say.
AdamJust you combine combine the rough feeling with the vaccine with the Oculus and you know, that'd been a fairly trippy evening, I'd imagine.
WesleyI first noticed it, I'd had the vaccine, I'd come back, I did stuff for a couple of hours and I was fine.
WesleyThen all of a sudden, I put that on, I was trying to dodge some Weeping Angels and then all of a sudden, I just felt sick as a dog.
WesleyAnd that was it, three days.
ChrisYou thinking these Weeping Angels, they're really done something with these.
ChrisThey are working.
AdamThis this is this is impressive game, it's made all the hair stand up on the back of me arse.
AdamYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamWell, I think that's I think that's that's, uh, that's a worthy assessment because it is we do we do tend to restrict ourselves.
AdamWe're it's like, is it Star Wars related? No, shut up then.
AdamFull.
AdamOld fool.
AdamBut, um, yes, so.
AdamOn to Solo.
AdamNow, obviously, this is my first experience of having seen the film, um, who saw it at the cinema?
AdamAh.
AdamSo, everyone.
AdamFair enough.
LeeChris and I saw it together, it came out on my birthday.
LeeWhich.
AdamOh, yes.
LeeYeah.
LeeWhat more did I need?
LeeAnd it was the week after Deadpool 2 had come out.
LeeSo I booked my birthday off work.
LeeI went with Chris in the I actually, no, I didn't.
LeeI went with Chris and we watched Deadpool 2.
ChrisYeah, that's right.
LeeThen Chris left and I went in on my own and watched Solo.
LeeUm, and I said, if it hadn't been my birthday and I know that Jennifer was cooking my favorite meal, I would have gone back to the foyer, bought a second ticket and gone in and rewatched it again.
LeeSpoiler alert, I love the shit out of this film.
AdamYeah.
AdamSo, I, yes.
AdamAnd funnily enough because this this was something that I'd been.
AdamWell.
AdamSo, it's not that long ago, it's 2018.
ChrisYeah.
AdamAnd a year that I am going to call plastics and poisons, because that seems to be the two main issues that were going on at the time.
AdamYou've got Donald Trump in charge of the States.
AdamTheresa May, not that one, is the Prime Minister here.
AdamAnd, uh, yes, so, over the course of the year, the UK and other countries start banning the use of plastic micro beads in cosmetics, and then that later extends to straws and Q-Tips.
AdamAlthough it doesn't matter that McDonald's have given you a paper straw now because you've still got a plastic lid, work that one out. So, you know, I don't know what the plastic lid, that's absolutely fine, turtles can swallow that, no problem.
LeeI've or plastic beer.
AdamYeah, exactly, it's all fine.
AdamBe fine.
AdamBe fine.
AdamYou know.
LeeYeah.
LeeIt'll go.
AdamThe UK becomes embroiled in the Windrush scandal.
AdamI mean, for fuck's sake.
AdamUm, SpaceX conducts its maiden flight of the Falcon Heavy rocket, and I can only assume that, you know, that that has a bearing on.
AdamYou've called it the Falcon and it goes into space, we know what's happening here, guys, come on.
AdamSo, I mean it's it's one it's one it's wonderful when nerds are allowed to nerds or geeks are allowed to go full reign.
AdamIt's like.
AdamCalled the Falcon Heavy.
AdamUm.
AdamLondon's murder rate exceeds New York.
AdamHa!
AdamIn your face, America, that's right.
LeeYeah.
AdamThe sugar tax on drinks comes into force.
AdamIn March, former Russian double agent Sergey Skripal and his daughter, Yulia, are poisoned in Salisbury with the nerve agent Novichok. A week a week later, political asylum seeker, Russian businessman Nikolai Glushkov, whose extradition back to Russia was refused in 2017, is found inexplicably strangled in his London home.
AdamThe Russian government and the Kremlin deny all involvement.
AdamAnd that's fair enough, because it's clearly the fucking Dagenham Girl Pipers, isn't it?
AdamThat's what that's what it came over.
AdamWho you bloody kidding?
AdamI mean, when when they say no and then do a little cheeky smile.
AdamWas that a cheeky smile?
AdamNo.
AdamAnd they did it again.
ChrisVladamir seems so trustworthy.
AdamAnd then in July, a man finds a discarded perfume bottle in Salisbury.
AdamGives it in a bin.
AdamUm, gives it to his partner, she sprays it on her wrist and becomes immediately ill and dies within 15 minutes.
AdamAnd the bottle turns out to be the, uh, what they've been using to spread the Novichok about.
AdamAnd the bottle actually contained enough poison to kill thousands.
AdamSo, yeah, there we go.
LeeThey're quite cagey, though, isn't it?
AdamIt's.
AdamI tell you, actually, if you do want to laugh, though, the two guys who they suspected of doing that, there's a lovely interview with them where, why were you in Salisbury at this time?
AdamAnd it's two burly Russian agents essentially reading the Wikipedia page back that they've read.
AdamThey're like, We understand it has a very tall church spire.
AdamThat is over 15 feet from the roof and, uh, yeah, so, so that's fun.
AdamApart from the dead people.
AdamUm.
AdamSaudi Arabia, that forward thinking progressive nation allows women to drive for the first time.
AdamAnd they opened cinemas for the first time since 1983.
ChrisWhat what more could you ask for?
AdamAnd the first film they brought in was Black Panther.
AdamSo.
LeeWhat?
AdamNo idea.
AdamYeah.
AdamPrince Harry marries Meghan Markle, he's not dressed as a Nazi this time, though.
AdamAnd neither is she, so, you know, that's progress.
LeeThey, isn't it?
AdamYes.
AdamAnd Edward David Thomas was born during the hottest fucking May on record.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd Toys R Us closes and childhood ends.
LeeOh.
AdamBut.
WesleyThe end when Zodiac Toys shut down, though.
AdamOh, no, that's true.
AdamZodiac Toys, oh, I miss you.
AdamOh, he was there, he was there, he was needed.
AdamIn film, 2018 is actually pretty fucking good for film.
AdamYou've got, uh, Mandy, Insidious The Last Key, An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn, Lords of Chaos, Winchester, the Cloverfield Paradox, Black Panther as we mentioned, Annihilation, Red Sparrow, the Death of Stalin, the Reboot of Tomb Raider, Cargo, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, Isle of Dogs, Ready Player One, A Quiet Place, You Were Never Really Here, Rampage, Super Troopers 2.
AdamI mean, he said Super Poopers 2, but that's a totally different film that came out a different year.
AdamUh, Avengers Infinity War, Revenge, Deadpool 2, like you said.
AdamFirst Reformed, Upgrade, Oceans 8, Hereditary, Hotel Artemis, Incredibles 2, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Possum.
AdamThe First Purge, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Sorry to Bother You, Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again, Mission Impossible: Fallout, BlackKkKlansman, Crazy Rich Asians, The Nun, High Life, The Predator, In Fabric, Hell House LLC 2, The Abaddon Hotel.
AdamThe House with a Cock in its Walls, Bros, After the Screaming Stops.
AdamVenom, A Star Is Born, Happy New Year, Colin Burstead, Bad Times at the El Royale, Halloween.
AdamSuspiria, Bohemian Rhapsody, Slaughterhouse Rules, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald.
AdamUm.
AdamUh, Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, Bumblebee and Holmes and Watson, which I do remember Lee's review was fucking shite.
LeeYeah.
LeeA film so bad I had to watch it three times.
LeeI kept going, I must have missed something, it can't have been as crap as I'm convinced it just was.
LeeLet me watch it again.
LeeNo, it was definitely shit.
AdamEvery single time.
WesleyEach times for each of your eyes.
ChrisThere were a few good ones in that list.
AdamYeah, there's some good ones, there's I mean, there's some in there as well.
AdamBut you know, I just mentioned all the big ones.
ChrisDid you say a house with with a cock in its walls?
AdamI did.
AdamAnd I apologize for that.
AdamIt's the it's the House with the Clock in its Walls, I think.
ChrisOh, right.
AdamBut.
AdamI couldn't help myself, it's like last time when it was Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, you know, I can't stop myself if it's going to be a bit crude.
LeeI really like the House with the Clock in the Walls.
LeeIt's, uh, Jack Black and it's good wholesome fun, but it is.
AdamYeah, I've never seen it, so, but I've heard.
LeeIt's got some really sinister shit in it, it's well worth your time.
LeeUm.
LeeYeah, it's pretty it's quite a it's a good Halloween movie.
LeeUm, because although I don't think it's that hell, oh, no, I think there is a bit of Halloween.
LeeLike he's always got Jack-o'-lanterns out and it's yeah, it's all wizardy and it's good, it's good fun.
AdamRight.
AdamUh, on TV, Jodie Whittaker debuts as the 13th Doctor.
AdamYou've got Bodyguard, Killing Eve, Black Earth Rising, A Very British Scandal.
AdamA lot of one-off stuff that was actually genuinely really good.
AdamUh, Mortar and White House Gone Fishing, Kunk on Britain, The City and the City.
AdamHang Ups, Black Mirror Bandersnatch, which obviously was a bit of a game changer that and then the game never turned up.
LeeOh.
AdamUm.
AdamUnfortunately, also.
AdamThe Circle and Big the Big Nasty Show came on.
AdamFuck, shite.
AdamUm, but also Robot Wars, Room 101 and The X Factor finished in 2018.
LeeOh.
AdamAnd I can honestly say with regards to The X Factor, I had a look at the music.
AdamThe singles, Ed Sheeran, George Ezra, Calvin fucking Harris, Clean Pissin' Bandit.
AdamJess Poxy Glenn, it's fucking dreadful.
AdamThe albums the album charts, couldn't find a fucking thing worth mentioning.
AdamAnd I can only I can only surmise that The X Factor stopped because Simon Cowell realized he had just irrevocably fucked music.
LeeHa.
AdamHe's like, what is the point in me pissing into this bag anymore because it is now split and gone all over them.
AdamAnd and again, what I can only describe as almost like in protest about the music charts.
AdamIn deaths, we have Mark E. Smith, Aretha Franklin.
AdamBut also Stan Lee, Stephen Hawking and Ken Dodd.
AdamWhich admittedly is a panel at Comic Con that I would have loved to have seen.
AdamAnd that is 2018.
AdamYeah.
AdamI've also.
AdamSo, my initial thoughts on this because I hadn't seen Solo and there was a part of me that was like, right, if I remember rightly, there was obviously this came out after Last Jedi.
AdamAnd Last Jedi obviously was a massively sort of divisive film in that lots of people were just like, this is shit, this is not Star Wars.
AdamAnd then it got to the point of.
AdamWe're starting a petition online to get them to remake it because it wasn't.
AdamIt's like.
AdamWho A, who the fuck are you?
AdamB, who the fuck do you think you are?
AdamAnd C, get fucking real.
AdamYou know.
AdamAnd I think and there was a part of me and I think then Solo came out, which was a lot better received.
AdamUh, amongst the Star Wars fan base.
AdamAnd so there was a part of me that was like, did I not watch Solo because I was just very pissed off that it was like, well, if all these people who were fucking moaning about Last Jedi liked it, and then they really liked Solo, I'm not going to watch it.
AdamAnd then I looked at the release date and realized it was like five days before Ted was born.
AdamAnd bearing in mind that like it's only this year that really I've been able to get back on track of actually watching anything.
AdamIn any considered way.
AdamWithout having the excuse of a podcast.
LeeYeah.
AdamIs the best way of putting that.
AdamYeah.
AdamThe the fact and both me and Clare were saying this that it was just like, yeah, this is like the first sort of time in Ted's since since Ted's been around where that has been a possibility.
AdamSomewhere between the child is up every three hours and, Jesus Christ, he slept all night, why am I still tired?
AdamSo it's.
ChrisYou're not selling this parenting thing very well, Adam.
AdamOh, no.
AdamIt's I refuse to I refuse to lure people into the trap, Chris.
AdamI think it's cruel.
AdamSo.
AdamYou know.
AdamRun.
AdamRun.
AdamBut, um.
AdamSave yourselves.
AdamBut, yeah, so I now realize that the reason I didn't see Solo is that there was no fucking way on Earth that was ever going to have been possible at that very moment.
LeeYeah.
AdamSo I was then sort of like, okay, so, yeah, that was clearly that's clearly the main reason why I hadn't seen Solo before.
AdamAnd getting the opportunity to watch it, I can see.
AdamYes, I mean, it is probably better than Last Jedi.
AdamBut certainly, I can understand it's a fucking Star Wars film.
AdamIt it everything feels right.
AdamIt has that Mandalorian thing.
AdamOf just like, oh, no, this is clearly the this clearly is the right universe.
LeeYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamYou know, I'm not in Star Trek, I'm not in something else, this is this is the Star Wars universe.
AdamAnd it's beyond like knowing planet names.
AdamOr stuff like that.
AdamIt's like, yeah, we all know that Han Solo was a smuggler from Corellia.
AdamBut it's sort of like, you know, that wasn't the big deal about it, the fact that it felt like it was part of the Star Wars universe.
LeeNo, yeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd so I think it's like I say, I'm I really like this thing now of they can do any form of film within the Star Wars universe.
AdamAnd I was sitting there thinking this and the one the one film I was like, oh, yeah, you could do definitely do horror.
AdamUm, I reckon you could do quite a good sci-fi film out of Star Wars.
AdamYou know.
AdamSomething about it.
AdamPossibly, yeah, some something like that.
AdamYou know, one of them spacey things.
AdamUm, and then I was like, oh, I'd love to see a see a Star Wars comedy.
AdamAnd then I was like, no.
AdamBecause that is that that has always been the blocking for me.
AdamIs there is, I don't know what it is and I'll be please I'll be so pleased to go back and watch the original trilogy because they have funny moments.
AdamBut it's sort of in my head, it's born out of character.
AdamRather than let's create a funny character.
LeeYeah.
AdamYou know, I mean, C-3PO is clearly a comic sort of.
ChrisIt is light relief.
AdamYeah.
ChrisAnd you laugh at him a bit, but, yeah, it's not quite comedy.
AdamHe's.
AdamYeah.
AdamSo, and the solo.
ChrisThey tried with Jar Jar Binks and failed miserably.
AdamYeah.
AdamYeah.
LeeSolo originally was aiming to be like a buddy cop film.
LeeAnd that's why it went for a change of director and, well, it was basically rewritten from the ground up, using only a few shots of what originally was shot.
ChrisThat's interesting, I didn't realize until watching it this time that it was Ron Howard who directed it.
LeeYeah.
ChrisSo it's almost could have been as close to a comedy as.
ChrisUh, but it is definitely very lighthearted on on the whole, I think there's a few bits where it gets deeper.
AdamIt I think it gets deeper where it needs to be necessary.
ChrisHmm.
AdamAnd the one thing that I came away with this because at first I was very as I'm watching it, I'm very unsure and it's obviously the thing that it's, you know, Han Solo is a beloved character portrayed by.
ChrisIt's it's risky.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd I'm so and but and it is it something that George Lucas has just ingrained in me, I don't know, but as soon as Chewbacca turned up, I was all in.
AdamBecause because I got Han and Chewie from them.
ChrisHmm.
LeeYeah.
Christhat was one of the points I put was I really liked the way their relationship developed over from from obviously the fight, which is kind of funny.
ChrisI I didn't know anything about that and so, I mean, I don't know if anyone else knew that was in there.
ChrisI had no idea how they met.
AdamI I assumed up until I saw a foot coming out of the mud, I assumed I was like.
AdamOh, so, right.
AdamSo we're doing a rancor bit, are we?
AdamAnd then.
AdamAnd then it and actually I tell you what, how fucking badass does Chewie look.
ChrisYeah, yeah.
AdamLike in his wild mud Viking form.
ChrisIt's it's a bit like, a bit like we said about the AT-ST looking evil.
ChrisLike if that was bearing down on you, it would do.
ChrisAnd if you saw Chewie angry, he would look pretty terrifying, and it's just that we're so used to him being a cuddly carpet that, you know.
AdamWell, he's your co-pilot and your pet, you know, it's quite it's quite an amazing sort of feeling.
AdamAnd actually I have to say, top marks that he rips someone's fucking arms off.
ChrisYeah.
AdamWhich actually I that gave me a pause for a moment, I was like, this this they've done that in.
AdamThey've done that in this film.
AdamThis is not a a grown-up's film.
AdamYou know what I mean, it's you know, it's much the same as it's like, let's face it, The Mandalorian is not going to have explicit sex scenes.
AdamOr, uh, you know.
AdamLike or or what could be construed as heavy drug use.
AdamI'm assuming that at some point there would be an annoying one where it's like.
AdamOh, this is what crack is called in the Star Wars universe.
AdamBut it also makes you Yes, yes.
ChrisYes.
AdamYes.
ChrisYes.
AdamOh, yeah, that.
ChrisI think in Jabba's Palace they have a certain amount of, um, what should probably be considered drug-like smoking and.
AdamYeah, that's true.
AdamI mean, Jabba was always on the.
ChrisJabba was always on the something.
AdamYeah.
LeeGot the hooker thing, yeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamBut.
ChrisAnd just I was just going to say.
ChrisAbout the comedy, the closest I've seen, um, was a Phineas and Ferb.
ChrisI don't know if you've watched any of those yet.
AdamI really fucking need to because all anyone ever says.
AdamPhineas and Ferb, if you like Doctor Who, watch Phineas and Ferb, and also the amount of times that like.
AdamMost of the cast of Rocky Horror have been in it.
ChrisHmm.
ChrisOh, that's interesting.
AdamYou know, that's quite that's quite.
ChrisI didn't know much about Phineas and Ferb and I'd sort of seen it, you know, flicking through.
ChrisUm, whatever it was on, might have been Netflix at one point.
ChrisAnyway, and then I saw the Star Wars version they did.
ChrisAnd so I said to Toby, look, you can't watch Star Wars yet because it's still a bit too adult, this was several years ago.
ChrisI said, but look, let's give this a go.
ChrisAnd it was just perfect because it entertained him because he wasn't really that into Star Wars at the time, but it had enough of Star Wars in it, and just I thought they did such a good way of spoofing it in while still sort of feeling like it was came from a, you know, a good place.
ChrisSo I I think that's definitely worth putting on your list to watch with Ted at some point.
AdamWell, definitely.
AdamI will have.
AdamYeah.
AdamI will have to check it out.
AdamOn on a similar on on a similar tactic, I would say also.
AdamUm, if you've not seen Robot Chicken Star Wars.
ChrisHmm.
AdamUm, which you which you probably which I will say you can't watch with Toby.
ChrisBut.
AdamYeah.
ChrisYeah, that's good.
AdamThat's that's that same thing of watching something where you're like, yeah, you absolutely love this.
LeeYeah.
AdamAnd, yes, you are ripping the piss out of bits of it, but, yeah, this this this this is this is love that can only come from, you know, obsession.
AdamUm.
AdamBut, um.
AdamYeah, I I so, yeah, I mean, all all over I would say actually, that's the other thing of like you're saying about sort of cartoons and humor and everything else like that.
AdamAs soon as I realized we were moving into heist movie territory, I did turn to Claire and just say, you son of a bitch, I'm in.
LeeYeah.
AdamBecause of Rick and Morty.
AdamBut.
AdamUm.
LeeAnd I've got to say, actually, um, what what you something that you've mentioned, Adam, you're saying about him doing about Han Solo obviously being such a beloved character.
LeeI felt the same, like I I felt genuine trepidation going into the cinema to watch this, because I was like.
LeeI really like this character, I really like what Disney have done with the Star Wars films.
LeeUm.
LeeBut, yeah, I was like, this could be, is it what I was worried about was, it was a lesser known actor as well, Arden Ehrenreich.
ChrisYeah.
LeeAnd I was concerned that he might do effectively, we were going to have two hours and 15 minutes of somebody doing an impression.
LeeOf which was what worried me.
LeeBut what I felt with this was, he managed to get his mannerisms and his facial expressions and his movements, and he got him so perfect, but he made them feel entirely natural.
LeeNone none of it felt staged or put on, but he he he felt like him 10 years before, so perfectly.
LeeI was absolutely blown away by his performance.
ChrisI think you're right about that. I think he also kind of it progressed over the film.
ChrisIn a at least, I felt like that watching it this time.
ChrisIt's like, yeah, he seemed like a noob Han Solo at the start.
ChrisAnd then at the end, especially when he greets Lando again, and and after what he's been through, it's like, yeah, that now I feel I can see how you turned into the Han Solo from later on.
ChrisWhere you are a loner and you you've been betrayed, um, you're now hardened.
ChrisLike the fact that he shot Beckett, you know, it's like, okay, yeah.
ChrisYou're you're not what you were at the start.
ChrisYeah.
AdamI did I did like the fact that that was of although he was even though he was dying.
AdamBeckett was proud of him for doing it, like, well done.
AdamYeah.
AdamThis is the first time, I think you've done something right.
ChrisListen to me.
AdamYeah.
AdamWhich which I did.
LeeAnd also brave casting, as well.
LeeWoody Harrelson as Beckett, and such a well-known character.
Leesuch a well-known actor, sorry, to put them into that type of character, but, yeah, like, thinking about it now, once you know the character, like, who else are you going to get to play him other than Woody Harrelson?
LeeHe's just perfect.
AdamI think because weirdly enough, as we were watching it, that that was the thing you were saying about like the impression side of it.
AdamIs Clare said initially, or so when we initially started watching it, she said it felt more like an impression rather than.
AdamUm, like a proper thing.
AdamAnd I think weirdly enough, I think what it is is that it's you get to the point where he can back up how cocky he is.
AdamAnd it's kind of like so those early bits, it's like, he's he is doing an impression of Han Solo, but the Han Solo that later on.
AdamCan pull that shit and pull it off.
AdamYeah, rather than oh, no, we've we've fucked up here, we've come across.
AdamYeah.
AdamAnd.
AdamBut, um, yeah, I think that the, so, yeah.
AdamI I I certainly by the end of it, I think he'd really come into his own as, um, as Han.
AdamAnd I, um, but and like I say, him and Chewie.
AdamThat's exactly what you wanted, it it feels right in so much as you do spend a bit of time with them, like just doing their shit.
AdamBut the rest of the time, it's plot driven and everything else like that in the original trilogy, and then it's sort of bleeding into the most recent, uh, set.
AdamBut.
AdamYes, that's the kind.
AdamMuch the same as like with the, um, the enjoyable bits of Anakin and Obi-Wan where it's like, yeah, can we can we just have this as a series?
AdamAnd I wouldn't mind, you know, as it as it is, it's probably better than it's been done as a film.
AdamBecause you can't really, you know, it would have made an interesting like six-part series or four-part mini series or something like that.
AdamBut I think it probably does just need to be there's enough in there that it's right.
AdamAnd I think you probably would have overstretched if you'd have gone to a series or something like that.
AdamWithout and and in essence, it's you also have the slight, um, you also have the slight disadvantage of any form of prequel where it's like.
AdamWell, I know who's going to survive.
LeeYeah.
AdamYou know, and strangely enough, and I think this is again, this was something that thinking watching Solo has made me realize with the prequels.
AdamIs just the fact that it's sort of, um, you put so many people into the prequels that we know that it's like, that kind of eliminates jeopardy of half the cast. We know Yoda lives, we know Obi-Wan lives, we know, well, we know in in effect, Anakin lives.
AdamWe know, you know, there's no one sort of it's C-3PO and R2, you know, they're not going to actually be like.
ChrisYou can't build up true, um, tension really.
AdamBecause it's like with this, I mean, you had like, I mean.
AdamUm.
AdamYeah, no, she's been in she's been in some brilliant films.
AdamBut I mean, like, I mean, obviously, she's great, but also the character of Val, you know, but also the fact that you do wipe out Beckett's crew essentially as the thing goes on, and, yeah, that again, it's back to like with Val and stuff like that where it's like, oh, shit, you know, the gloves are off.
AdamYou can this isn't going to end well for every person.
AdamAgain, most people don't care about the do you do see it a lot in the later films.
AdamYou know, there'll be flying next wing or whatever, there are two units gets shot and they just go, oh, bollocks, I've got to do it on myself, like, no attachment, it just functional, it's like a Lexa, I'll just go and buy another one if it fucks up, like it's not the end of the world.
AdamBut, yeah.
AdamHe's he's real attachment to real quite a nice thing.
AdamI I really enjoyed.
AdamI mean, and obviously, um, Donald Glover's fantastic.
AdamYeah.
AdamOh, yeah, the only thing the only thing that was missing is because obviously, you know, in in his.
AdamThis is an interesting, there's there's a factoid.
AdamFor the you may not know.
AdamObviously, he is childish Gambino, um, his his musician's name.
AdamUh.
AdamDo you know where that name came from?
AdamThere was a website on the Internet where you used to be, still there, I think, but it used to be a go to name dot com.
AdamAnd you would go in there and put your name in and it would give you a Wu Tang style.
AdamName, so like, you know, like Method Man, Inspector Deck and stuff like that, and I think mine mine was something like mine was something like shouting comedian or something like that.
AdamBut it and yeah, and that's where his name came from, childish Gambino was the name that came back off of off of Wu name.
AdamAnd it's like, yeah.
AdamSo I would have liked to obviously have seen him perform his hit single.
AdamUh, this is Corellia.
AdamBut, you know.
AdamThat didn't that didn't happen, um, and that's that's literally the joke I've got.
AdamYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamActually, the other joke I had was.
AdamUm, I did think of Step Brothers when I saw the other Wookie mask.
AdamYou know.
AdamMine's not movie quality, but that's okay.
AdamI just realized.
AdamStrange call back.
AdamDonald Glover is, of course, in Homecoming.
AdamUh.
AdamI was just talking about Spider-Man not long ago.
AdamHe plays the the guy who turns up to buy the dodgy tech, who Peter Parker tracks down in a car park and basically badly threatens him and then hang cuffs him to the boot of his own car and then pisses off and leaves him.
AdamAlthough.
AdamAlthough keeping the canisters cold, I'm putting that down as the computer game moment.
AdamYeah.
AdamBecause that that feels like, oh, you've got to do this, you've got to do that.
AdamOh, they're getting too.
AdamOh, for fuck's sake.
AdamCan't we just skip this level and get on with some more shooting?
AdamYeah.
AdamBut.
AdamBut no.
AdamThat's.
AdamDefinitely.
AdamAnd also.
AdamAnd talking to weapons as well, um, obviously Han gets his blaster.
AdamYou know.
AdamAnd full credit to Claire because it was her who said, how many of those have been lost over the years?
AdamAnd she said, yeah, no, this yeah, and and at that point, I was like, yeah.
AdamWhy are we changing to paper straws?
AdamBecause you know what is choking the fucking oceans is just thousands and thousands of Han Solo blasters.
AdamAnd Stormtrooper blasters that we all fucking lost.
AdamAnd one sells them for 50 notes on eBay.
AdamYes.
AdamI bet he's on I bet Elon Musk bought it.
AdamAnd he just rubs his nuts on it every day.
AdamDoesn't doesn't even like Star Wars.
AdamHe just does it, you know, because.
AdamYeah.
AdamHe's.
AdamHe's he's driven Lee away.
AdamHe's driven him away.
AdamBut that has actually revolted people in this room.
AdamYeah, this is this is.
AdamThis is getting out of hand, yeah.
AdamSo, right.
AdamThe scores are in for Solo.
AdamSolo, 33 and a half Wookie pups out of 40.
AdamWhich means that Solo is sitting at the top of the total pole at the moment.
AdamSolo has.
AdamOutfoxed the entire of the prequels trilogy, um.
AdamPossibly due to the fact that someone who cared was involved.
AdamAnd, uh, and a lot of good actors.
AdamI don't know.
AdamBut, yes.
AdamSo.
AdamUm, that's that's that for this this this Mos Eisley Happy Hour this week.
AdamAnd next week we're still flying sideways as we move into Rogue One.
AdamYeah.
AdamA Star Wars Story.
AdamAnd, uh, yeah, I haven't seen I haven't seen this since the cinema.
AdamSo I am I am looking forward to this.
AdamBecause it's got fucking Darth Vader in it, I'm happy now, come on.
AdamI mean, we are what we've been doing here is the cruel equivalent of.
AdamTV shows, you know, it's like, oh, you've got it's no, you've got to stick with it.
AdamSeries three.
AdamIt gets amazing and we've done we've done much the same thing, we're like, honestly, Darth Vader's coming.
AdamHe is.
AdamHe is.
AdamYou're going to get Darth Vader.
AdamYeah.
AdamHow many hours so far, but there we are.
AdamWell.
AdamUh, I would like to thank, uh, thank you, gentle mens, for, uh, joining us.
AdamThere we are.
AdamSo it only remains to say.
AdamUh, may the force could be with you.
AdamAnd, uh, good evening and good night.
LeeNight.
AdamGood night.
AdamAll right.





