Suspiria
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This week is a full on assault of the senses with Dario Argento’s classic “Suspiria”. A film in which there are more Nazi references than an online argument; soundtrack maestros Goblin have bought a lot of exotic instruments since the success of “Deep Red”; and the door knobs are far too high! Along the way we discuss the 2018 “Suspiria” remake, “The X-Files”, “Dr Terrible’s House of Horrible” and “Dramarama: The Snap” Watch (or re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY. VOLUME LEVELS MAY VARY, DEPENDING ON HOW ANGRY LEE GETS ABOUT GOBLIN
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Unknown Good evening and welcome to Horror. I'm Lee.
Chris I'm Chris.
Adam I'm Adam.
Unknown I'm Jennifer.
Unknown Uh and we are here to discuss Suspiria as promised last week.
Unknown Uh but before we dive into that and any of us get a little bit upset and possibly end up with an aneurysm.
Unknown Chris, have you watched anything between now and last week?
Chris Oh, I have. This week I watched the perfect film.
Chris I've watched the remake of Suspiria.
Unknown Oh.
Unknown It left me with some good dreams the end.
Chris So I'm assuming from what you both just said, neither of you have seen it or know much about it.
Chris Aside from that it's based on the same story.
Adam I literally started watching it one night.
Adam Got about 10 minutes in.
Adam And then I was like, how long is this?
Adam And then realized it was two hours and this was like two in the morning. I was like, yeah, that ain't fucking happening.
Unknown Okay.
Chris It's it's two, well, yeah, two hours.
Chris I must admit it felt like a bit longer.
Chris And it wasn't because it was bad because it was bad.
Chris But it was because I spread it out over it was two or three days.
Chris But it is quite a lot of there's a lot of dance in it.
Chris A bit like Black Swan.
Unknown Because that's what I missed from this is there's not much dance.
Chris Well, yeah.
Chris So so it was very interesting to watch this afterwards and say so I got to say I really did like the remake.
Chris It I I don't know, should I say too much now about them both?
Unknown No, I reckon save it until once we've talked about the original and then add your.
Chris So I got to say um there's it kicks off massively at the end.
Chris Like I was not expecting quite the level that it went to.
Chris Um and and it left me feeling a bit that's not quite what I wanted to happen.
Chris And then the very end for me wrapped it up better.
Chris And I felt satisfied.
Unknown Okay.
Chris So you've got to kind of hold on till till then.
Chris I mean, you know, you might disagree, you might say you prefer the the bit where it goes crazy.
Chris And that's fine.
Unknown Uh I was going to say the Adam from uh not for everybody.
Unknown Watched it and he came back.
Unknown Not for everybody.
Unknown I keep calling them that.
Unknown Not for everyone.
Adam Yeah.
Unknown Um he came back and said if you've seen the original, just watch the last half an hour.
Unknown Because you don't need to watch the rest.
Unknown Because it's a very long time to go nowhere.
Chris It's a fair point.
Chris I did enjoy it.
Chris It's it yeah, I was quite happy watching it.
Chris But it's not it's not the most exciting you could say.
Chris But I just it just played nicely.
Chris Um you know, I enjoyed the music, I enjoyed the atmosphere, I liked the characters.
Chris Yeah, it was it was good.
Chris But it was it could be condensed.
Unknown Hmm.
Chris I would say.
Chris Um But yeah.
Chris I you definitely do have to hold on till the end or just watch the last half an hour.
Unknown Music, the same people is it Goblin or not?
Chris No, it's.
Chris In fact I recognized it and that's unusual for me.
Chris It's um Tom or Thom York.
Unknown Oh yes.
Chris Spelt T.H.O.M but I'm sure it's say Tom.
Unknown I think it's Tom.
Adam Yeah.
Unknown He's got the cool spelling, spelling name like that.
Chris Yeah.
Adam I get the impression it was probably just another way that he could be awkward.
Unknown Yeah.
Chris Well does he.
Chris Yeah, so where's he from?
Chris Is he is America?
Adam From here.
Adam He's from I think.
Chris Oh, is he?
Adam Yeah, Radiohead are English.
Chris All right. I didn't realize that.
Adam He is.
Chris I was never that into Radiohead, obviously I'm aware of them.
Chris I've heard some of his generally quite like the sound.
Chris Um and yeah, I thought what he did mostly fit well.
Chris Um sometimes it's slightly jarring. I don't know if I would have always had the singing at every point that it was chosen to be.
Chris Obviously he's a very good singer, but for me sometimes I prefer to have an instrumental.
Unknown And is that cuz.
Unknown The original and obviously don't want to say too much yet, but it's jarring in the original.
Chris Yeah.
Unknown Yeah.
Unknown Chris. Yeah.
Unknown Not being a fan of Radiohead, Chris.
Unknown They are the audio equivalent of Requiem for a dream.
Unknown So you should be fucking all over that.
Chris Well, it's probably true.
Chris I just I just about sort of missed them in I don't know why.
Chris Like everybody seemed to be listening to them and I think at that point.
Chris I was just too much into Thrash metal and they were just.
Chris Weren't quite.
Unknown Cool enough.
Chris Yeah.
Chris They were just a little bit too popular and a bit too nice in parts.
Chris So I just didn't quite.
Adam I think the key point was is that our good friend Dave Mann did say, I don't know why people reckon they're the most depressing band in the world.
Adam They don't even sing about death and cults and that.
Adam So while you were listening to fresh metal it probably wasn't what you were after.
Chris No.
Chris But but yeah, so yeah, you did a good job.
Chris Um so overall, I thought the production was fantastic in in the remake.
Unknown Uh yeah.
Adam I really like that. I do like, I will say that definitely.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Um and it turned out as well, the uh the main character from the original 1977.
Chris Jess, no, not Jess, yeah, Jessica Harper.
Adam Jessica Harper.
Chris Who played Suzy is in the remake as somebody else, not as Suzy.
Adam Yeah, I heard she had a cameo in it.
Chris So so that's quite nice.
Adam Yeah.
Adam And Tilda Swinton's just fucking brilliant anyway, so.
Unknown Yeah.
Unknown Excellent. Well done.
Unknown Um Adam, have you caught up with anything in the last week?
Adam The one thing I can count apart from me and Claire have been rewatching uh Dr. Terrible's house of horrible.
Unknown Yes.
Adam Because that was truly diabolical.
Unknown Oh.
Adam Um and uh yeah, so we've just been rewatching.
Adam Especially because now Claire's been watching horror films, she gets a lot more of the stuff.
Adam Plus Claire was really into has really got into the anthology format.
Adam So obviously the first one that's on the disc is the is the one where they do an anthology.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam Sort of episode, there's three different stories and it's, yeah, just spot on.
Adam Um and yeah.
Adam Always always highly recommended to any of our listeners, I would say.
Unknown I think that is a yearly rewatch for me, that entire series.
Adam Pretty much to be honest. Yeah.
Adam Uh the only other thing I've watched is and this is a bit of a stretch.
Adam Do you remember Dramarama?
Adam The children is children's ITV had like a drama strand.
Adam And it kind of often and the opening title used to go.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam Um yeah, and um yeah, I was reading about an episode and apparently basically loads from her up on YouTube.
Adam And um yeah, I watched something called the snap.
Adam And it's only 20 minutes long.
Adam It's really it's basically like someone thought, what we really need to do is make whistling and I'll come to you.
Adam Uh for kids.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam And it's like, why did you think that?
Unknown Yeah.
Unknown They didn't like it much.
Adam Yeah, it definitely it definitely comes from a stage where it was like, you know, they're not I don't think it's even, I don't think it was even like a deliberate choice, but it was basically just like, yeah, like ghosts and death and murder and stuff like that.
Adam Kids love that.
Adam And kids do love that.
Adam But apparently these days know they shouldn't see it.
Adam But this was yeah.
Adam This was it's yeah, so check out check out the snap.
Adam Um if only for a nostalgic sake.
Adam In a weird way, it reminded me a lot of um it reminded me a bit of Possum.
Adam The um.
Unknown Oh, okay.
Adam The Matt Holness directed thing and that it was just a lot of bleak landscapes and loneliness and sort of yeah.
Adam It's just really but yeah.
Adam Have a watch.
Unknown Excellent.
Unknown Cool.
Unknown Um Jennifer, have you watched anything that you'd like to discuss?
Unknown Well, I don't know, cuz usually you tell me what we've watched and then I can prepare to talk about it.
Unknown But I was just literally thinking, no idea cuz we've been watching Christmas stuff now cuz it's December.
Unknown Um Jennifer has.
Unknown Um I have come closer to horror hit horror Sci-fi.
Unknown I've started rewatching the X-Files, the original series from the beginning.
Adam Oh, nice.
Unknown I'm not saying it's been a slow two days, but I'm 15 episodes in.
Adam Holy shit.
Unknown Yes, some of us are going to work.
Chris Yeah.
Unknown Some of us are like.
Adam So you're well into the second, you're sort of right into the start of the second series then must be.
Unknown Oh no, cuz there are 24 episodes a season.
Unknown So I'm 15 episodes in.
Adam I thought it was 12.
Unknown I'm halfway through series one.
Unknown That's what made me I was like, I've seen six seasons at 24 episodes a season.
Unknown I was like, holy shit.
Unknown No wonder it felt like such a long journey to get there, it's hundreds of hours.
Adam By the way, it's not six series, it's nine.
Unknown Oh God.
Chris But but I didn't didn't you say cuz you said recently?
Adam Nine. Hang on.
Chris Yeah.
Adam I was going to say.
Adam Nine series, two movies that you do have to watch because they're part of the overarching plot and then the comeback that they did a couple of years ago where they did two series.
Chris Didn't didn't you say that they drop off a bit in the later series?
Unknown Do you think maybe?
Adam I think it just it's it's basically it's like you get to the point in the X-Files where it's like a Lisa episode in the Simpsons.
Unknown Hmm.
Adam Where you're like, oh, are we doing are we doing the big plot arc? Oh, that's a bit of a sh.
Adam So you know, you're going to be bored for 50 minutes.
Adam Whereas what you really what you really wanted was just here's a thing.
Adam Here's us investigating it.
Adam He don't he believes it, she don't, she sees it, but there you go, no proof, but it's brilliant.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam You just want big foot and vampire episodes.
Adam It should be they should have kept it exactly like Colcheck.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam Of just no sort of I mean, yeah, build up actually, no, that's the point, build up an arc, but plan it.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam Cuz it definitely was made up as they went along and got needlessly fucking complicated.
Unknown Yeah.
Unknown Uh but yeah, I've got to say 15 episodes in.
Unknown And um yeah, it it's holding up really.
Unknown I thought it might I thought I might struggle more with the earlier ones.
Unknown I thought it might be one of those, the first series might be a bit ropey.
Unknown And then it picks up in three and four and then it drops back down again.
Unknown But actually, yeah, I I think there's been like one duff episode in 15 so far.
Unknown Yeah, even the first one wasn't stuff.
Adam So they really hit the ground running.
Adam And like those first I think it's the first three series are probably at its prime.
Unknown Okay, so now we're all caught up, let's discuss this evening's main feature.
Unknown So what did you think of it, Chris? watching it for the first time?
Chris Yeah, well, it was really interesting.
Chris Watching it um after watching the remake.
Chris And I'd say good out.
Unknown It was good.
Chris Well.
Chris Possibly I don't know it kind of I think it did help in a way.
Chris Like um so so I sort of liked that.
Chris I knew the story a bit and I was interested to see how they did it originally.
Chris Um and the way they shot this, the way it looks, the the colors are amazing and the contrast between the darkness of the film and the style is quite unusual.
Chris I was trying to think of something else that was quite this extreme.
Chris Um but I was thinking at a few points that I possibly would have preferred it if it had if it was.
Chris A bit more comedy cuz it's obviously not at all.
Chris But with that style, I think I'm used to it being when you're watching something that looks like that.
Chris It is more of a comedy.
Chris So that could just be where um, you know, I'm filtering it just because of what I'm used to seeing.
Chris But I can imagine again seeing this in 1977, I think it was, you know, quite unusual, I would have thought.
Chris Um I loved the the actress playing Suzy, Jessica Harper.
Adam Yeah.
Chris Um yeah, I I really liked her throughout.
Unknown Do you recognize her from a previous film we've watched?
Chris Hmm.
Chris No.
Unknown No.
Chris Phoenix.
Chris Phoenix.
Unknown She was also.
Unknown No, you don't get it.
Chris The Phantom.
Unknown Yes, Phantom of Paradise.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Oh.
Chris All right.
Unknown It's funny, Jennifer obviously remembered it cuz we're watching it and then she suddenly said, it's funny.
Unknown I keep expecting her to burst into song and it'd be really inappropriate.
Unknown And then I realized totally different film.
Adam Hmm.
Unknown I was like, she's going to sing in a minute. I don't think that's right.
Chris Oh, no.
Unknown Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Adam She that's that's why she got offered the part as well because of Phantom of the Paradise.
Adam So.
Chris Oh, that's great.
Chris Yeah.
Chris Um yeah, no, so so I did it it was uh very impressive.
Chris Um and yeah, I guess it it doesn't go quite as extreme.
Chris I mean, there's a few scenes that are quite.
Chris Um quite grim in this and the overall idea of it is still very dark.
Chris Um although lightened it more in this than in the remake because of the the color palette.
Adam Yeah.
Chris Um.
Chris But yeah, it's uh I suppose.
Chris And then on the flip side was that having seen the remake.
Chris And that is more in the style of what I'm used to, then overall I liked the story told in that way.
Unknown I'm sure I've heard the theme tune before.
Adam You spent time near me so you probably.
Chris Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Chris Um.
Chris But yeah, so that's that's fantastic.
Chris But again, it's it's very powerful and I think that added to the idea that that you're watching an experience.
Chris More than the unfolding story.
Unknown Oh, yeah.
Adam It's not realistic in that sense, which a lot which is in common with a lot of the Italian stuff.
Chris Okay. It's it's a lot more expressionistic.
Adam So it's like overtly stylized.
Adam That it's kind of like, this is a movie, this is your experience of this movie.
Chris Yeah.
Chris And especially when they did some things like when she was drinking the wine in bed and it was like your point of view as if you're drinking the wine and you know, bits like that sort of made me think even more that they're trying to have that effect and and a lot of closeups on things and and so on.
Chris So it's like it was, you know, it's a great thing to watch, but just different.
Chris And I think that's a slightly different mindset to get into or expectation.
Adam A lot a lot of it comes from I think Dario Argento's quite into was very heavily influenced by Alfred Hitchcock.
Chris Hmm, okay.
Adam But it's more the it's more the sort of flary side of Hitchcock.
Adam Whereas yeah, cuz I think maybe maybe a good thing that the fact that you've watched, you watched the remake before this.
Adam Is the one thing is that it probably makes the plot it it feels in the gaps that they really don't bother putting in in the 77 one.
Adam There are certain moments where you're like, hey, what? Okay.
Adam So.
Chris Yeah, that definitely makes sense.
Adam Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Chris That makes sense.
Chris Um but you know, there's some great dialogue throughout um I liked you know, when when she was talking and trying to unravel the mystery as it goes.
Chris And um when she's speaking to the is it psychiatrist?
Chris Um so.
Adam Oh, yes, yeah.
Chris Yeah later on and yeah, you know, it's it's some definitely great scenes and great bits in it.
Unknown I meant to look that up on IMDB and I didn't that psychiatrist, that's a very young Udo Kier, isn't it?
Adam Yeah.
Adam A very young Udo Kier but when you when you could see why he was a leading man rather than nowadays where he looks a bit more like George Galloway, so you can't but he is you know, he's a very swimsome looking Udo Kier in that.
Adam And actually the guy that he brings over to her.
Adam The the other doctor.
Adam Um he's the butler from the Exorcist.
Chris Hmm.
Unknown Ah.
Adam I can't what is his name.
Adam It's like it's like just a single it's a single man Carl.
Unknown That's it.
Unknown Carl.
Adam That's it.
Adam Carl, not Bill, thank you.
Adam So.
Adam But um also, I mean that's one thing because they knew it was going to be a an English dub of this.
Adam Um a lot of people are speaking in their own language and then dubbed later.
Adam Um and apparently yeah, that when they were filming that, the the guy playing the professor would just nudge her with his foot when he'd finished speaking.
Adam Cuz she genuinely did not have a fucking clue.
Adam What he was saying.
Adam Because he was reading in German.
Adam So, you know, he said.
Adam And which is um yeah, there's a lot of that sort of weirdness that goes in.
Chris Well, one thing that I liked in the remake is that they have kind of subplots with um and a guy.
Chris Who looked a bit like that professor and and it was just yeah.
Chris It was a nice story added to it that at the end um is more meaningful.
Chris So I guess yeah, it just had sort of extra layers perhaps that.
Unknown I think that's it the original finishes and you do feel a bit like, well what's happening next?
Unknown Like you don't really get any wrap around or finishing story to it, do you?
Unknown It does feel very stark throughout, as you say, almost like separate bits and it finishes and you're left with a little bit like.
Chris Yeah.
Chris You could almost watch them as shorts it felt like.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam And and also and also just the weird sort of way that at the end of it she walks away but in a sort of like, sounds crazy witches, smile on her face.
Adam Rather than Jesus Christ.
Adam I'll go out that one.
Unknown Yeah.
Chris I thought it was a bit harsh that they killed the the butler in this.
Chris Cuz I didn't he hadn't done anything wrong.
Chris Did I miss?
Adam He was part of the cult.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam He had the lighter, he had Sarah's lighter.
Adam That after they'd killed her off in the barb wire cellar.
Chris Okay.
Chris But they didn't show him doing anything.
Adam He was chasing her with a knife.
Unknown Yeah.
Chris Oh okay.
Unknown He was part of that, wasn't he?
Chris I must have missed that then.
Adam Yeah.
Chris Yeah.
Adam But I'll be honest and this is terrible is I I for for years I thought that guy was Dario Argento and it's not.
Adam It's just another guy with a ball cut and an extreme face.
Adam So.
Unknown I see now that did make me laugh cuz there's the the one of the lines, yeah, where you see him is, oh, this is so and so.
Unknown He's the handyman around here.
Unknown Very ugly, isn't he?
Unknown It's all right.
Unknown You can say that.
Unknown And I was like, this is an Argento film, he literally looks like someone's drawing a face on a testicle, that man.
Unknown Like for him to have a line like that.
Unknown I'm gonna have to Google him now.
Unknown So I can see him.
Unknown I'm intrigued.
Unknown Cuz I only know Dario Argento of course from playing the game golf with Adam.
Unknown Yeah, 50% of the film answers are Dario Argento.
Unknown Yeah, this was how I learned who he was.
Adam I I was recounting I was recounting that to um Claire when I got when I was accused of cheating because it was, how would you know that?
Adam And it was the it was how does the blind pianist Daniel die in Suspiria?
Adam He gets he gets savaged by his own guide dog.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam And I remember I remember that I think that was your breaking point Jennifer for some reason that day because you were just like, oh.
Unknown Come on, how could you be bloody Dario again?
Adam Dario.
Unknown Yeah, well, at least I learned who he was.
Adam That's true.
Unknown That's true.
Unknown Oh, there he is.
Chris Now you know what he looks like.
Unknown I mean, his head is shaped like a testicle and his face is just a very small portion in the center of it.
Adam I love Dario Argento. I just like to put that out, but uh, yes, description is pretty fairly.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam But I mean, and so but he was part of a this is his first supernatural uh film.
Unknown Hmm.
Adam Because prior to this, it's a lot of basically he did a lot of what's called uh giallo, which is which is literally is yellow.
Adam And what it and it's basically like crime dramas but with a sort of slasher film sort of edge to them.
Adam It's always like an unknown killer in black leather gloves, stabbing people in POV shots and stuff like that.
Adam Um and they're also quite sort of like almost like a where it's like, you know.
Adam The police will be trying to solve it, but unlike a police procedure where it's like, we've found um, you know, we found blood and we tested it and it matched him, etc, etc.
Adam No, it's always things like, well, we've just realized that his mom, she used to own an elephant farm.
Unknown Oh.
Adam That's why he's doing it.
Adam And you're like, that is a leap.
Unknown Well.
Unknown I mean, I did like one of my favorite, that isn't one of them, but it is kind of.
Adam He's like.
Unknown One of my favorite quotes was uh when the head mistress is saying about the police and she said, yes, I I spoke to them earlier and they said they had some definite clues.
Unknown And that was it.
Unknown Just some definite clues and I'm going to move on now and don't ask any more questions because they had some definite clues.
Unknown And yeah, I'm used to crime dramas, I was expecting they've got some forensic evidence and you know, they found this out.
Unknown No, no.
Adam I don't I genuinely I don't think there's even a a policeman listed in the credits.
Unknown No.
Adam I think you only hear that people have called them.
Unknown That's it.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam Um but yeah, so so he he would do all he did these type films and the and so yeah, he did um the big one was Deep Red or Profundo Russo.
Unknown Oh, I heard that from Goth.
Adam Yes, exactly.
Unknown Oh, right.
Adam And he did the Bird with the Crystal Plumage and the Cat O'Nine Tails.
Adam And Four Flies on Grey Velvet.
Adam They have amazing titles.
Adam But they're not they're not great.
Adam You know.
Adam They're pretty.
Adam They're pretty good, but they're not, I don't think they work.
Adam They're they're slasher films but not even slasher films, I don't know if they're quite horror.
Adam You know.
Adam But he.
Adam Then he does this and then he did Inferno and Tenebrae and Phenomena.
Adam Phenomena is fucking great.
Adam That's.
Chris It's phenomenal.
Adam Yeah.
Adam You've got um what's her name? Jennifer Connelly uh has the power to telekinetically control insects.
Adam Meanwhile, someone is killing people including wheelchair wheelchair bound professor Donald Pleasants.
Adam Who has a helper monkey.
Unknown Oh, that's sounding good.
Unknown I want to watch this.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Phenomena, Phenomena is is fucking great.
Chris It's phenomenal.
Adam It's phenomenal.
Chris Phenomenal.
Adam Um.
Adam And he's he's I mean, he's still making films now, but he still sort of flits between the two where it's like the crime stuff or the horror stuff.
Adam Um.
Adam But yeah, so I mean he was uh his uh family were quite big.
Adam I believe like his dad was a producer and stuff like that.
Adam So I think the Argentos have been quite a big family as it was.
Adam Um like within Italian cinema and then Dario Argento sort of came along and was just um and again.
Adam It was even the the slasher stuff, it looks incredible.
Adam And it's shot you know, it's it's beautifully brilliantly shot and stuff like that.
Adam But they are just as they are distinctly style over substance.
Adam And I know is to a greater extent I just really fucking love the style of Suspiria.
Adam Um.
Adam And um but I mean the reason we were covering it is because um.
Adam Uh Dar Dario Nicodi died uh a couple of weeks ago.
Adam And she was Dario Argento's long-time partner and their daughter Aziato is obviously.
Adam Like a a famous actress.
Adam Um and um.
Adam But yeah, she um she appeared in a lot of Dario Argento's films, she's in she's in mother of tears and Opera and Phenomena and Tenebrae and stuff.
Adam And she started she first film she did was Deep Red Deep Red and she's great in that.
Adam Um and uh.
Adam Inferno and stuff.
Adam And but this was um she also wrote some horror films, but this was the only one, I think this is the only one she got a credit for.
Adam Which is just you know, that's pretty much typical.
Adam Um but um.
Adam And she was meant to play the part of Sarah.
Adam Um but she uh she got injured, she was injured in accident apparently.
Adam And so she couldn't she couldn't be in it, but she's in it right at the start as they're going through the airport, she's one of the crowd walking through with um with Jessica Harper.
Adam And um but she uh more importantly is the the voice and snoring of uh Helena Marcos.
Unknown Oh, nice.
Adam Yeah.
Adam And so and I think.
Adam You know, it's a pretty powerful performance for a voice, so it does just sound fucking evil.
Adam So.
Adam Um but um.
Adam And so yes, but she oops I didn't write it down because really the Suspiria was her concept um where is it?
Adam I wrote Suspiria for Argento, title, subject and script.
Adam The inspiration came from a tale my grandmother Yvonne used to tell me when I was a child, uh after an experience she had in a Northern acting Academy where she discovered the teachers were teaching arts but also black magic.
Unknown Yes.
Unknown Winning, well done, teachers.
Adam I was fond of this story of hers more than Pinocchio.
Adam And when I told it to Dario, it was a natural for him to fall in love with two.
Adam It was his first step from thrillers to fantasy, alchemy movies and we did it together.
Adam And so really, I think she she was the one that pushed it into what I think is the more interesting area of Dario Argento's work.
Adam Um but also the finale came from a dream that she had.
Adam Where she encountered an invisible witch and then a panther in the room exploded.
Adam Which is why there's a plaster panther on the side that explodes.
Adam As everything goes to shit and yeah, that was entirely because of uh uh Darria Nicolo's dream.
Chris Now that is a bit of a crossover, they use exploding in the remake.
Chris So that suddenly reminded me of it.
Adam Oh, okay.
Chris You know in a rather more graphical way.
Unknown Oh, dear.
Adam Now, there's a there's a thing um and really the remake is what's possibly fucked me up being able to search this.
Adam But.
Adam I know there is a thing where Dario Argento, whenever he does he does his films, but there's he always kind of sets it in an alternate reality.
Adam But that's only in his head from the point of view of writing and directing, so he doesn't make it explicit in the film or whatever like that.
Adam And for example, the one I could find was that Tenebrae was meant to take place after after I I believe after a pandemic.
Adam So the the world is vastly depopulated.
Adam Which which equally might be a very good way of, you know, we couldn't get a lot of extras.
Adam So if I tell myself in my head it's that that's fine.
Adam Um and I I genuinely can't find this because I know there's a lot about the war in the remake of Suspiria.
Adam But in I I.
Adam I'm fucking adamant I've read this.
Adam I couldn't find it.
Adam But it's annoying me.
Adam Um.
Adam But basically the world of Suspiria um the Nazis won the war.
Unknown Oh.
Adam And apparent and I'm sure I'm sure I'm quoting this right where basically Dario Argento said, so everyone's just a little bit cruel.
Unknown Oh.
Adam You know, which I think was a sort of a good way of putting it or something.
Adam But yeah.
Adam Um but this seems to be something.
Adam That's then bled into the film because um obviously it's set in Germany.
Adam Um I believe because actually yeah, um like it's it's set in what is it, Freiburger.
Adam Um.
Adam Yeah, yeah, which is a which is in Germany and um but it's filmed in Munich and a lot of the locations are heavily Nazi associated.
Unknown Okay.
Adam And it's so again, it's kind of putting that in there but possibly as a comment of.
Adam You know, but without too much.
Adam But it's enough that if you know it, you would see it.
Adam Because basically like the bit where the pianist gets um savaged by the dog.
Chris Yeah.
Adam That that's a place called Konig Square um Konig Platz and basically that was where they held early Nazi rallies, they held book burning ceremonies there.
Adam So it's quite and it part of parts of the architecture were designed by the Nazi government and stuff like that.
Adam And it was so it's all sort of in there.
Adam But weirdly enough, the bit in the beer Keller.
Adam That is that's actually the Hofbrow house beer Keller, which is where Hitler and the originators of the Nazi party.
Unknown started.
Adam That's yeah.
Adam Exactly, that's where they met and formed and everything else like that.
Adam And again.
Adam It's like it's in there.
Adam But there's nothing made of it.
Adam And that feels probably in tune with this thing of like, oh well, the Nazis won the war, so it's it's there for people to get those things if they recognize them.
Adam I mean.
Adam Basically it's like sort of like, well, this is going to be shown in Germany.
Adam I'll tell them what I think.
Adam But there is there's I I'm going to say there's an excellent YouTube video.
Adam Susie in Nazi Germany, uh which is uploaded by someone called Horror it's just Horrors fan like one word.
Adam Um but that is but they are um I believe they're German or Austrian and they basically go through all the locations that are used in it and how it sort of relates.
Adam Cuz there's lots of stuff in there like even um like related to how it was a lot of it's to do with people who stayed in power.
Adam After the Second World War where it was like, oh no, you know, we we actually need people to run things.
Adam And so.
Adam You know, so there's, you know, not not the big bads, but there are a lot of people in here with some very questionable morals.
Adam Still still still operating.
Adam You know, so.
Adam Um this I thought was also very very weird is and well, weird in that it makes more sense to a certain extent.
Adam Uh originally this was a the the girls in the ballet school were meant to be about 12.
Unknown Inappropriate.
Adam Well, cuz I was thinking about it.
Adam Cuz actually for an Italian film this is quite chased.
Unknown Okay.
Adam There's not there's there's no nudity.
Adam I don't think.
Unknown No.
Adam You know, and there's no there's no actual sex or anything like that going on.
Adam So it's you know, for an Italian horror it's actually quite.
Chris That was something in the remake, I they had a more sexual element to it.
Chris Like a lot more of the dancing it seemed to be and I guess that often seems to be the case with with which related activity.
Unknown Oh.
Chris Oh, dancing.
Unknown I think those crazy witches, yeah, talked about their dancing.
Adam But but basically the the everyone turned around to him and just said, yeah, but if you're going to do all these murders.
Adam People aren't going to want to see 12 year olds like stabbed and then pushed through a fucking skylight and hung.
Adam Or you know.
Adam Tormented in a in a room of barb wire, so he changed the ages.
Adam Didn't bother changing the dialogue.
Adam So that's why everyone comes over as a bit sort of naive or a bit sort of maybe that's why in a weird way, maybe that's why it's quite chased.
Adam There's no sort of sexy element to it because it's like he's still writing for 12 year olds.
Unknown I don't know, I was just thinking bitsy ballerinas really.
Unknown It seemed quite appropriate.
Adam Yeah.
Unknown Slightly immature, slightly bitchy, you know, that's it.
Adam So definitely works on that score, but here's the weird bit, he made all the doors with the door handles at head height.
Unknown What?
Adam So they would so when they opened a door, they they would open it as if they were shorter, like they were younger.
Adam Which is mental.
Unknown Mental.
Adam Yeah.
Unknown Mental.
Unknown Are you sure that wasn't to the Nazi Germany?
Unknown He was like, if the Nazis won, they would screw around and they'd move all the door handles.
Unknown I think that's what they would have done.
Unknown Definitely.
Adam They would have definitely.
Adam Yes, I in fact, I think.
Adam I think it was part of their manifesto.
Unknown Definitely, yeah.
Adam It was somewhere somewhere behind the mechanization of genocide and nice hats.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam Um and this is this becomes the first.
Adam Part there is a trilogy of the three mothers and so Helena Marcos is meant to be part of a triumvirate of witches.
Adam Who rule the world essentially um from stately homes dotted around the globe.
Adam And so they did they.
Adam He did another film called Inferno.
Adam And then uh that was 1980 and then 2007 he did mother of tears.
Adam Which I've still not seen because I don't know what happened to the DVD.
Adam I've got the case.
Adam I don't know where the DVD is.
Adam So that that'll never turn up.
Adam Um and yeah, so you've got the three mothers and Helena Marcos is Mater Suspirion or our Lady of size.
Adam And um she's the oldest and wisest of the witches.
Adam And then in um in Inferno you get Mater Tenebrarum, which is our lady of Darkness.
Adam The youngest and cruelest.
Adam And then you get uh in mother of tears, you get Mater Lamarum our lady of tears.
Adam And um yeah, so it's like but they're all based on stuff from uh writings by Thomas De Quincy.
Adam Where he was like, so you've got three muses and you've got three graces.
Adam So I've come up with the three sorrows.
Adam And that was what the three mothers were.
Adam And um yeah.
Adam But there is they they sort of link.
Adam But let's face it, this film doesn't sort of link.
Adam You know.
Adam It's sort of links.
Adam And yeah, so it's not exactly like.
Adam It's not sort of Avengers End Game.
Adam You know.
Adam It's not they're not full of Easter eggs.
Adam If you follow the trilogy.
Unknown Oh.
Chris But arguably it is worth watching them all to to create the wider story.
Adam Well, I still I still need to like I said, I still need to watch Mother of Tears.
Adam I um but I um Inferno is great as well.
Adam So come on Adam, so I've kept quiet and I've said I'm going to say very little until the end when everyone's finished.
Adam So Adam, I think you're going to have to get your Goblin hard on out of the way because it is the elephant in the room.
Adam It's the.
Adam The loud flailing elephant in the room.
Adam I love Goblin.
Adam And now what how was it you described it Claire because Claire watched it and found it was.
Unknown It was just overwhelming.
Unknown Yeah.
Unknown Jarring, I think it might.
Unknown Thought.
Unknown Yeah.
Unknown I felt like I was being hypnotized.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Which I think is kind of but I think that's also where it's unlies.
Adam I think that's its it it jars you rather than actually necessarily presents anything.
Adam Sort of scary.
Adam I mean, it's some very nasty murders.
Adam But.
Unknown Yeah, it doesn't do anything psychological, it doesn't seem to build up as such, it just does like bits of.
Unknown What's going on here?
Unknown Oh, right, it's the music, it's a bit horrible and there's paint everywhere.
Adam But.
Adam I I have yeah, it has to be said that uh my sister does say that the music sounds like the little people of Stone Age.
Unknown Oh.
Adam Cuz there's a lot of lot of twiny tingly stuff.
Adam But.
Adam Yeah, I I mean Goblin, I absolutely fucking adore.
Adam They did they did a a few soundtracks for um.
Adam Argento.
Adam Sorry.
Adam I'm going to do it.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Sorry.
Adam They were originally called Cherry 5 and they released an eponymous album before their Italian label Cinovox, who mainly released soundtracks.
Adam Hooked them up with a composer with composer Georgio Gislini to score Dario Argento's Deep Red.
Adam Argento and Gislini had an argument, Gislini left and then Argento asked the band to score the film.
Adam They wrote the score in one night and recorded it the very next day.
Adam Sounds about right.
Adam They they recorded and released the soundtrack.
Adam Under the name Goblin because they wanted to avoid crashing with their debut that was coming out.
Adam But Profundo.
Adam Like the soundtrack was a massive hit.
Adam And so then it was like.
Adam I suppose we are called Goblin, aren't we?
Adam Yes.
Adam Cuz now we're five Cherry Fives down.
Adam But the fucking Deep Red's in the top 10.
Adam And um.
Adam But yeah, various lineup they've had various lineups and everything, but on this one it's pretty much the classic lot, which is uh.
Adam Massimo Moranti on guitars, Claudio Simonetti on keyboards, Fabio on base and Augustino Marangolo on drums.
Adam But for some reason they are also credited as the Goblins on the credits for this.
Adam I don't know why.
Adam Um.
Adam But they.
Unknown I didn't hear any of those instruments.
Adam Sorry.
Unknown I didn't hear any of those, I heard a fucking digery doo, some chimes, somebody going like they were possibly drunk and trying to throw up.
Unknown I didn't hear any instruments played in this music.
Unknown Gosh.
Adam I tell I tell you what.
Adam I tell you what we I um I've seen Goblin, like Claudio because there's it's now like what's it called.
Adam They're now like the fucking Bay City rollers, so there's three versions of Goblin doing the rounds.
Adam There's Goblin, which has got in it, there's Claudio Simonetti's Goblin, um who are also called Demonia.
Adam Um.
Adam But they yeah, they sell they sell all the um they sell better as Goblin, so yeah, they're Claudio Simonetti's Goblin and then there's Goblin Rebirth.
Adam Which has got and in it and I've heard it and I really like it.
Adam But yeah.
Adam I think for me the edge is always going to be Claudio Simonetti because he's just a really nice bloke.
Adam And he still does soundtracks for him on uh for Argento and other films um solo as well.
Adam So he's but.
Unknown Definitely know Adam.
Adam Um yeah.
Adam So we went to.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam Um myself uh and former guests Dean and Drew, we went over two nights a couple of Halloween ago.
Adam They showed um Dawn of the Dead, which they also did the soundtrack for and Suspiria.
Adam And they played live with the film.
Adam So you watched the film and then whenever it kicked in, they were playing live.
Adam And exactly as you said, though, Lee.
Adam The first night we saw Dawn of the Dead and there was a band set up, there were keyboards, drums, guitar, bass.
Adam Fucking Suspiria, we came and it was like two kettle drums, a like a attached to fucking loads of pedals.
Adam It was mental.
Adam Genuinely mental, they it's it's very much one of those um one of those lovely moments where a prog band have made a bit of money.
Adam Like, oh yeah.
Adam What are you talking about, we haven't put on the Estonian buttercup flew.
Adam I paid good money for that.
Adam When's that coming in?
Unknown That was precisely what it felt like, it felt like they all just turned up with an instrument.
Unknown None of them, Honey, did you feel like a buttock flute? They all turned up with separate instruments, they hadn't written anything, they all had a hangover.
Adam No, no.
Unknown I've heard what I was going for.
Adam Yeah, exactly.
Adam Oh, no, no, this was Deep Red.
Adam It wasn't.
Adam This wasn't written in a night.
Adam No.
Adam That was Deep Red.
Adam That was.
Unknown I think it's fair to say.
Unknown I don't get it.
Adam No.
Adam And I think but I think again it kind of.
Adam In terms of the film, it's it's basically.
Adam In the place of the invisible things.
Adam That they don't show you.
Unknown Oh.
Adam Yeah.
Adam It's like.
Adam Right so she's creeping down the corridor.
Adam How do we let her know that evil people know what's going on?
Adam Well.
Adam Hello Goblin, can you bang on the heads for five minutes?
Adam They said, yeah.
Unknown You got to.
Unknown Can you make it really super loud?
Unknown So that the walls shake and you lose any concept of what's going on visually.
Unknown And that's the problem.
Unknown This film looks like it should be purely visual.
Unknown But the music is so so loud, so I spent the whole time with my hand on the on the remote.
Unknown I was like, oh god, I bet it's going to change it.
Unknown I was like, no, it didn't cuz every time somebody talks, I can't hear the first two or three words.
Unknown So I have to put the volume up and then all of a sudden some prick hits the side of a metal dust.
Adam The classic point where Claudio Simonetti.
Unknown Lee's man.
Unknown I just can't, I just can't do.
Unknown He knows what he's doing.
Unknown This is his plan.
Unknown He just goes.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam We've got.
Unknown Oh, right.
Adam Yeah.
Unknown He knows what he's doing, this is his plan, he just goes, you know what, I've done that shot and it looks like shit, let's reshoot it.
Unknown He like, no.
Adam I delivered.
Unknown No, that's definitely what I was going for.
Adam He works.
Unknown It made you feel uncomfortable.
Unknown It worked.
Unknown Yes.
Unknown He knows what he's doing, this is his plan, he just goes, you know what, I've done that shot and it looks like.
Unknown Well, it's art, it depends what your art is, doesn't it?
Unknown How many.
Unknown Under par, over par.
Unknown I was so angry watching it, we watched it over two nights and the second night, I was like, if we weren't covering this for the podcast.
Unknown This film could fuck off cuz there's no way.
Unknown I could watch another 45 minutes of this absolute nonsense.
Unknown I think.
Unknown As you say, I think we watched it originally.
Unknown We were expecting sort of low, you know, low expectations.
Unknown And I remember quite liking it, as you said the same.
Unknown And then whether this time, because we had higher expectations, it was a bit like, oh, no, this doesn't make any sense.
Unknown Maybe it's because we've watched more.
Unknown Or I've watched more horrors by now.
Unknown And I think also to me the storyline was disappointing.
Unknown I think it was a good storyline, then absolutely, like a bit like Texas chain or massacre, you know, the arty style to it kind of adds to the story and it worked really well.
Unknown And I enjoyed, that's why the remake might be better.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam That's the reason to give the remake a go, because I think from what I gather.
Adam There is just basically someone said, well, we can do this, but we'll actually uh the plot.
Adam So it actually flows.
Chris It is, it is much much deeper.
Chris Much richer.
Chris I I would have thought you would like it, Jennifer.
Chris Lee definitely you like the end.
Chris I don't know about the rest of it.
Unknown Last 10 minutes, Lee, come watch this.
Chris Oh yeah, roughly.
Unknown See I I wonder because they've not because they're not trying.
Adam Because they're not trying to do the same thing, I'll probably I would probably I I would think that I would like it just if I do enjoy it.
Adam That I wouldn't I would be able to divorce it utterly from the film because like it's okay.
Adam The characters might have the same names.
Adam But that will be.
Adam That's you know.
Adam And it will follow similar themes, but it's not got that horrible thing.
Adam Like when you get Texas Chainsaw remake where it's like, oh well, we've got to put in a bit where leather face has, you know, does this or you know, and it's like yeah.
Adam Or make a new fucking film.
Adam You do.
Unknown No.
Adam I agree.
Adam And that's always been my thing.
Adam With remakes, if you if you if you're going to remake a film.
Adam Forget the original.
Adam Take a one like a one paragraph description of it and just do it from scratch.
Adam Don't try and follow the original.
Adam Because if the original's that good, then it doesn't need remaking.
Adam Oh, no.
Adam Oh no.
Adam Oh no, he owned.
Adam Oh no, he deliberately made a comedy.
Adam You fucking didn't.
Adam Oh yeah, no, he totally owns this and he's like, yeah, no.
Adam This is exactly my vision.
Adam Well, your vision is not up to par.
Adam Well.
Adam I think.
Adam I think again, it kind of.
Adam In terms of the film, it's it's basically in the place of the invisible things that they don't show you.
Adam Oh.
Adam Yeah.
Adam It's like.
Adam Right, so she's creeping down the corridor.
Adam How do we let her know that evil people know what's going on?
Adam Well.
Adam Hello, Goblin, can you bang on their heads for five minutes?
Adam They said, yeah.
Unknown Yeah.
Unknown Can you make it really super loud?
Unknown So that the walls shake and you lose any concept of what's going on visually.
Unknown And that's the problem.
Unknown This film looks like it should be purely visual.
Unknown But the music is so so loud.
Unknown So I spent the whole time with my hand on the on the remote, I was like, oh god, I bet it's going to change it.
Unknown I was like, no, it didn't cuz every time somebody talks, I can't hear the first two or three words.
Unknown So I have to put the volume up and then all of a sudden some prick hits the side of a metal dust.
Adam The classic point where Claudio Simonetti.
Unknown Lee's man.
Unknown He knows what he's doing.
Unknown This is his plan.
Unknown He just goes.
Unknown Yeah, I've done that shot and it looks like shit, let's reshoot it.
Unknown He like, no.
Adam I delivered.
Unknown No.
Unknown That's definitely what I was going for.
Adam He works.
Unknown It made you feel uncomfortable.
Unknown It worked.
Unknown Yes.
Unknown He knows what he's doing, this is his plan, he just goes, you know what, I've done that shot and it looks like.
Unknown Well, it's art, it depends what your art is, doesn't it?
Unknown How many.
Unknown Under par, over par.
Unknown I was so angry watching it, we watched it over two nights and the second night, I was like, if we weren't covering this for the podcast.
Unknown This film could fuck off cuz there's no way.
Unknown I could watch another 45 minutes of this absolute nonsense.
Unknown I think.
Unknown As you say, I think we watched it originally.
Unknown We were expecting sort of low, you know, low expectations.
Unknown And I remember quite liking it, as you said the same.
Unknown And then whether this time, because we had higher expectations, it was a bit like, oh, no, this doesn't make any sense.
Unknown Maybe it's because we've watched more.
Unknown Or I've watched more horrors by now.
Unknown And I think also to me the storyline was disappointing.
Unknown I think it was a good storyline, then absolutely, like a bit like Texas chain or massacre, you know, the arty style to it kind of adds to the story and it worked really well.
Unknown And I enjoyed, that's why the remake might be better.
Unknown Yeah.
Adam That's the reason to give the remake a go, because I think from what I gather.
Adam There is just basically someone said, well, we can do this, but we'll actually uh the plot.
Adam So it actually flows.
Chris It is, it is much much deeper.
Chris Much richer.
Chris I I would have thought you would like it, Jennifer.
Chris Lee definitely you like the end.
Chris I don't know about the rest of it.
Unknown Last 10 minutes, Lee, come watch this.
Chris Oh, yeah, roughly.
Unknown See.
Unknown I.
Unknown I wonder because they've not because they're not trying.
Adam Because they're not trying to do the same thing.
Adam I'll probably I would probably.
Adam I I would think that I would like it just if I do enjoy it that I wouldn't I would be able to divorce it utterly from the film.
Adam Because the like it's.
Adam It's.
Adam Okay, the characters might have the same names.
Adam But that will be.
Adam That's you know.
Adam And it will follow similar themes, but it's not got that horrible thing.
Adam Like when you get Texas Chainsaw remake where it's like, oh well, we've got to put in a bit where leather face has, you know, does this or you know.
Adam And it's like.
Adam Yeah.
Adam Or make a new fucking film.
Adam You do.
Unknown No.
Adam I agree.
Adam And that's always been my thing.
Adam With remakes, if you if you if you're going to remake a film.
Adam Forget the original.
Adam Take a one like a one paragraph description of it and just do it from scratch.
Adam Don't try and follow the original.
Adam Because if the original's that good, then it doesn't need remaking.
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