Mos Eisley Happy Hour - The Rise of Skywalker
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A long time ago on a Podcast in Essex... It’s 2019, Greggs launches it’s Vegan Sausage Roll; Kentucky outlaws bestiality whilst Washington State legalises human composting; and Epstein didn’t kill himself. Our Star Wars watch-through reaches the end of the saga with ”The Rise of Skywalker”. So put on your best Indiana Jones cosplay; sign up to Emperor Palpatine’s Onlyfans; cheer as Withnail shoots that terrible **** Hux; and say “Hehey!” to everyone’s new favourite character: Babu Frik. • Watch (or more likely re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us. FEATURES STRONG LANGUAGE. APOLOGIES FOR ANY SOUND QUALITY ISSUES -CURRENT QUARANTINE MEASURES MEANT WE HAD TO RECORD THIS EPISODE REMOTELY.
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UnknownYeah.
AdamYeah.
AdamOh yeah, 'cause, oh, sorry.
AdamAnd also I'm joined by CA88, our very own battle droid, Mr. Chris.
ChrisHello.
AdamHello.
AdamYeah, 'cause that thing from Dune, I, I was listening to a thing about Dune and they kept saying that, and all I could think was 'Nick Nack Padywack', the Mr. Bungle song.
AdamA Quizat Haderach,.
AdamSo yeah. So I've got that out the fucking way, ain't it?
ChrisWhere's, where's your box to burn your hand if you...
AdamDon't know, don't know.
LeeI've warmed me feet in it. It's cold here today.
AdamThat's the thing. It's one of those ones where it's, yeah, if he was, imagine if you just gave that, you're a pervert.
AdamRight? You're going to take your hand out.
LeeNo.
AdamOh.
LeeOh, film me, film me. No, film me.
AdamOh, film me, film me, film me.
AdamIt's sick, they're going.
AdamBut, so, and this, as you may not be aware from our beginning there, is a podcast in which we will be talking about Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
Adamand, not Dune, and not the fantastic band Mr. Bungle, although we recommend both quite heartily as well.
ChrisYes, absolutely.
AdamSo yes.
Adamand, yes, I suppose we've, we've come to, we, we've come to the end of the saga. It's, it's been a long time, we've lost some people along the way.
AdamObviously, Lee has become a Force ghost that we can only contact via, meditation or, you know, well, certainly not via the internet apparently.
ChrisWe tried calling out for him but there was no response.
AdamYeah.
LeeI took loads of Jabba mushrooms and that didn't conjure him up.
AdamHe's almost like, he's like Master Cyfo Dias. He set everything up and then he's not actually appeared in the main series. So what? And to be honest, I've only said that because that name has been running through my head like a fucking screensaver all day for no good reason.
AdamI don't know why, and I've been saying it in a Scottish accent, the one that, thingy doesn't use.
AdamSo.
AdamAnd, yes, it's been, a, an intriguing time, it has to be said.
ChrisOoh.
AdamWhat?
LeeAppeared in like the Millennium Falcon to save all your asses at the last minute. That's right. You thought I was dead, but just like the Emperor, I'm a motherfucking zombie. Boom!
AdamLive, calling in live from Exogesis, what is it, Exogesis?
LeeExogol.
AdamExogol. Exogol. I, Exogesis, I'm thinking of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Yeah, we've, we've covered a lot of topics while you've been away, Lee.
AdamMr. Bungle, Dune for no good reason.
