The Monster Club

It’s time for a glass of (suspicious) red and an undead boogie as we head down to “The Monster Club”. An exclusive venue, or a Poundland Halloween party (depending on your point of view) where we learn to beware of men with violin cases; why Shadmock’s can’t perform “Wind of Change” by The Scorpions; and that, in terms of convincing make up effects, fangs aren’t what they used to be. Ex-Amicus producer Milton Subotski returned to the tried and tested horror anthology format, with an idea to make one for kids. As well as the thrills and chills, he hoped to also attract the young ‘uns by including musical interludes from up and coming bands. Sadly, it didn’t come out exactly right. Whilst the stories are enjoyable and of a good production level, with the last being particularly strong and atmospheric; the musical numbers proved divisive for many viewers, and the denizens of The Monster Club in the wraparound are so cheaply realised that it appears to have been supplied by a closing down sale at a joke shop. What it does have in its favour is a strong cast, with old pros Vincent Price and John Carradine retaining their dignity whilst dancing with off-brand muppets; the inventive mythology of R Chetwynd-Hayes; some surprisingly nasty moments that may have also scuppered the “for kids” intentions; and, somehow, an overall air of infectious fun. It knows that it’s cheap and silly, but also doesn’t really care. Watch (or re-watch) to avoid spoilers and join us.