Nicolas Cage

Get fucking Nicolas Cage to play Elvis, because it's all he's wanted to do.

Nicolas Cage can win an Oscar, Keanu, he knows he's not going to win an Oscar.

Oh, nice. The, the Nicolas Cage one?

Yes, and I, I didn't realise that was Nicolas Cage. I mean, it's obvious, you know, that he's on the cover. But I just, I, I think I'd been distracted by the nice colour purple and blue. And yeah, and then when I realised it was Nicholas Cage, it was like, okay, this is probably going to get a bit crazy then based on, like, what else he's done. Um, so yeah, no, it's, uh, it was kind of funny as well because my son's playing a game called Terraria, which is a 2D kind of like a pixel art type game. And it's all based around Cthulhu. Um, yeah, so he's sort of been learning some of the lore of Cthulhu because he likes to read their wikis.

The bathroom. Yeah. You know, like Nicolas Cage did do some nice scenes, you know, showing a man in anguish

And I think everyone there was there was a definitely a faction of the audience that were there for Nicolas Cage in this mental movie and he doing Nicolas Cage and he's being mental in this movie called Nicolas Cage going mental.

You know, it is you know, it starts off with like here we go, it's the Nicolas Cage bit. Oh look, he's roaring. He's got a bottle of vodka in his pants.